I love mopping up a pool of liquid in my cupholder every time I get a drink from Zaxbyβs. What the cups and lids lack in construction quality, they make up for by filling them entirely to the top.
I love mopping up a pool of liquid in my cupholder every time I get a drink from Zaxbyβs. What the cups and lids lack in construction quality, they make up for by filling them entirely to the top.
Part of me hopes Team USA gets eliminated tonight so I donβt ever have to see Mark DeRosaβs dumb face again.
Anybody else but Pete want to do something?
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If Muslims were as bad as he says, they would have beaten his ass up by now. Alas.
Is anyone Jewish in Foxβs King David thing? Outrageous British accents, though: check.
North Korea
Smoltz blasting pitchers for throwing hard and praising soft tossers makes as much sense as ARod saying everyone needed to bunt when he was on espn. Or when Griffey did a game on espn and said guys needed to run to first and not watch their home runs. Zero self-awareness.
Then his voters with the memory of a mayfly thought he would be good for the economy again for some reason, mostly because they wouldnβt vote for a woman of color, & now here we are. Fighting for democracy itself while fearless leader tries to start a forever war so he doesnβt get impeached/arrested
To be clear his first term promises were almost universally abhorrent or misguided, but he acted like someone who was at least trying to get elected again by his deplorable base. He was just a complete moron in charge when a pandemic hit and he actively killed his followers and the economy.
In Trumpβs 1st term he sorta followed through on campaign promises to his base. This time the gameplan was always project 2025 but he lied to his base about that, & then heβs gone off the rails to cover up Epstein files, which heβs obstructed release of, despite promising his base to release them
This has been the most painfully pitched game Iβve ever seen, and I was at the Braves game when they set the franchise walk record. It was a lot smaller number than Brazil has allowed tonight.
I love the crazy matchups in the first round of the world baseball classic. A high school kid (throwing gas) saws off Aaron Judge with the bases loaded. Amazing.
βYouβre a U.S. senator!β
Bernie stops Noemβs replacement from literally trying to fight someoneππ½
This should go great
Passed out from lightheadedness for the first time and fell in a small gap between the media stand and the coffee table. Everythingβs coming up Milhouse. Note to self: donβt skip eating all day, work in the sun all afternoon, and then wolf down a pizza.
Itβs March 3 and Iβm already here
The Iraq songs are making their way back into the playlist
If not Obama
They spent billions on regime change in Venezuela and left the Maduro's head of torture in charge.
They are now spending billions on regime change in Iran, knowing the most likely outcome will be harder line leadership.
We do not have serious people running our country.
I feel like I lose brain cells every time I watch Tennessee play basketball
This aged well. Note the author.
Never forget who youβre fighting for.
In a presidential debate he told Russia to hack into Hillary Clintonβs emails, and they did that day.
At some point Trump, who is obsessed with the stock market, would have to see that tariffs are bad for all aspects of the economy. Why havenβt the tech oligarchs treated him like a big special boy like Mamdani does and told him heβd be such a big strong man if he stopped imposing new tariffs?
I cannot get over the fact that the director of my auntβs funeral had the surname Coffin.
Trump starting world war 3 to avoid another impeachment sounds about right
I did not know Bill Mazeroski was still alive. My dad and I just talked about him yesterday.
Weirdly talked about Robert Duvall the day before he died too. Maybe I should stop talking.
I woke up and my lamp was on. I (I hope it was me) turned it a full two clicks while asleep. Ick.