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That one guy from Cracked, Small Beans, and Gamefully Unemployed. Usually depressed, rarely funny. https://www.cracked.com/members/ramirez421 https://ko-fi.com/jcristianramirez

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This is when an actual opposition party would simply say “no” to the most unpopular modern president and his extremely unpopular war, but they also love poor people dying while they make money.

11.03.2026 15:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jake Tapper, promoting a war that will get troops killed: yOu KnOw ThAt iF yOu VoTe AgAiNsT aN AdDiTiOnAl $50 BiLLiOn oF fUnDiNg fOr oPeRaTiOnS iN iRaN, tHaT vOtE WiLL bE cAsT aS yOu vOtiNg AgAiNsT tHe tRoOpS?!?!?

11.03.2026 15:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You mean to tell me the dipshits hired by the guy who did multiple Nazi salutes have to use word salad when describing what their job was to avoid saying Nazi shit? wow, who could’ve guessed

11.03.2026 00:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Anyone saying we need to vote for Newsom 2 years before Dem primaries even happen are not worth your time. Save yourself the headache and just remind them to “Vote blue no matter who,” when he loses the primary in 2028.

10.03.2026 18:16 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He is fully aware that he can just say anything and it does not matter to his supporters. A president this crazy and dumb would be hilarious if they weren’t getting people killed every day.

10.03.2026 02:37 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

He is fully aware that he can just say anything and it does not matter to his supporters. A president this crazy and dumb would be hilarious if they weren’t getting people killed every day.

10.03.2026 02:37 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Soon this can be real

10.03.2026 00:47 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a lone brutalist skyscraper is somehow perfect

09.03.2026 18:59 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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No better time than International Women’s Day to learn about Latin American resistance and revolutionary actions. From the Arpillera Movement in Chile, to Zapatistas in Mexico, and Sandinistas in Nicaragua. We can fight back and win if we do it together.

08.03.2026 18:44 👍 8 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

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08.03.2026 19:36 👍 49 🔁 19 💬 3 📌 0
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No better time than International Women’s Day to learn about Latin American resistance and revolutionary actions. From the Arpillera Movement in Chile, to Zapatistas in Mexico, and Sandinistas in Nicaragua. We can fight back and win if we do it together.

08.03.2026 18:44 👍 8 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

It’s lowkey crazy that International Women’s Day also happens to be the shortest day of the year because of Daylight Saving Time

08.03.2026 18:27 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Iranian hackers threatening to hack into the top 3 credit bureaus and wiping Americans debt… and I just wanna know who I gotta speak to in order to expedite this.

07.03.2026 17:15 👍 5085 🔁 1010 💬 204 📌 506

Chlorine dioxide is an industrial bleach for lumber and freaks like RFK give autistic kids enemas with it. Kids die from the practice. These people just want autistic kids dead.

07.03.2026 05:56 👍 2885 🔁 1232 💬 82 📌 32

If anyone ever tries to push back on saying Platner fucking sucks, here’s a big ol’ bunch of receipts for them.

06.03.2026 18:46 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Literally every modern political problem

05.03.2026 18:38 👍 782 🔁 214 💬 7 📌 1

remember that THE MENU is partially inspired by this guy, and THE MENU had a perfect ending

06.03.2026 15:20 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Markwayne Mullin sounds like what JK Rowling would name the token southern wizard

05.03.2026 21:49 👍 54 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Awfully bold to assume he isn’t among the people who should be worried considering he likes to hang out somewhere with a history of security breach issues

cbs12.com/news/local/a...

06.03.2026 04:36 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Joe Rogan has boofed so much HGH that his head is the exact same size as that bust of Lionel Richie in the Hello music video

06.03.2026 04:00 👍 346 🔁 46 💬 15 📌 1
The image is a meme featuring two people labeled "Leftists" and "DNC" (Democratic National Committee). The "Leftists" person, a woman on the left, is speaking with hand gestures and is captioned saying, "You have 2 years to generate a candidate that doesn't support genocide." The "DNC" person, a man on the right, responds with the caption, "So you're just gonna let Trump win?"

The image is a meme featuring two people labeled "Leftists" and "DNC" (Democratic National Committee). The "Leftists" person, a woman on the left, is speaking with hand gestures and is captioned saying, "You have 2 years to generate a candidate that doesn't support genocide." The "DNC" person, a man on the right, responds with the caption, "So you're just gonna let Trump win?"

04.03.2026 19:01 👍 628 🔁 166 💬 5 📌 3

The idea that he’s just some dumb curious regular guy well into his 50s was always a very convenient act to avoid any criticism.

05.03.2026 20:31 👍 650 🔁 129 💬 10 📌 4
Two panel image of a kid in a red shirt and yellow pants holding a gun and crying. Text reads, “Kristi Noem's husband when she asks him to do her doggy style:”

This is of course referring to when she bragged in her autobiography about killing a pet dog of hers.

Two panel image of a kid in a red shirt and yellow pants holding a gun and crying. Text reads, “Kristi Noem's husband when she asks him to do her doggy style:” This is of course referring to when she bragged in her autobiography about killing a pet dog of hers.

Trump administration did her doggy style

05.03.2026 20:34 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me whenever I have even a minor Bluesky banger

bsky.app/profile/shen...

05.03.2026 19:02 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They must be taught!

05.03.2026 18:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No, we’d definitely learn from history rather than repeating it on a 30-40 year cycle forever

05.03.2026 18:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Literally every modern political problem

05.03.2026 18:38 👍 782 🔁 214 💬 7 📌 1

Twelfth Night was both my favorite to read and my favorite play I did in High School

05.03.2026 18:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Photo of fundraiser screen for hernia surgery for a kitty she only needs about 1k more!

Photo of fundraiser screen for hernia surgery for a kitty she only needs about 1k more!

Hey #catsky!

This kitty is really close to the amount needed for surgery.

If you can pitch in a few dollars or share, her owner would really appreciate it (and so would I!)

Just a few donations would get her there.

chuffed.org/project/emma...

04.03.2026 23:33 👍 41 🔁 41 💬 1 📌 2
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05.03.2026 17:47 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0