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Flatuist, dog-tolerator, and rapid eater.

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Oh no it's very true, Generals, Oil company CEOs and AIPAC are all well known to enjoy wearing pretty frocks in their spare time.

Alright but seriously, what the fuck is this amusingly delusional chud even yammering about :3

13.03.2026 06:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's not good enough. I want Giga Deportations of anyfucker who still supports the mincing child-molesting warmonger, to the surface of Venus.

12.03.2026 18:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What maverick hero intern at the Daily Heil of all places decided to say something so completely accurate..

12.03.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idk, it could be productive and good.
(anyone remember the part in Dune with the poison gas tooth?)

12.03.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At this point, anyone right of center needs to somehow prove to me that they aren't a nonce.

12.03.2026 17:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I donโ€™t think unconditional surrender is imminent.

12.03.2026 02:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 34290 ๐Ÿ” 9909 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1252 ๐Ÿ“Œ 609

"It cost 400,000 dollahs, to firre dis wepun.. for twelve secunds."

A several second deathfart from a US naval rotary cannon outdoes the seemingly absurd TF2 joke about ammo expenses.

10.03.2026 20:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's the thinnest little penciled-on pedostache I ever did see.

10.03.2026 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Check out the mฬถฬ‰ฬžฬฎeฬทฬฬชtฬตฬ’ออ‰ฬขhฬธอ„อ—ฬ— ฬตอ„ฬพอ–sฬตฬ“อ…ฬฅtฬถฬ“ฬŸaฬดฬ‰ฬฬงฬ™rฬทอ„ฬ”ฬฉeฬถอŠอˆ on his pal to the right, like (โŠ™โ—‡โŠ™ )

07.03.2026 03:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One produces software your government probably uses to spy on you, and much of the world's shittiest EDM.

Again, not North Korea.

07.03.2026 02:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New York is investigating the death of Nurul Amin Shah Alam AG Letitia James will head an "independent assessment" of what happened to the Blind Rohingya refugee who Border Patrol dumped in Buffalo.

New York Attorney General Letitia James is investigating the death of Nurul Amin Shah Alam, a Blind Rohingya refugee who died in the cold streets of Buffalo days after Border Patrol dumped him without coordinating with his family or lawyers.

06.03.2026 21:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 6617 ๐Ÿ” 1952 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 128 ๐Ÿ“Œ 106
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Itโ€™s like the Crusades but instead of Richard the Lionheart itโ€™s Donald the Nightmareneck

04.03.2026 16:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 215 ๐Ÿ” 67 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Ah, this must be the twin lance i've heard so much about :3

07.03.2026 02:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup. Still glad he's gone, wish the rest would follow.

07.03.2026 02:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s funny if you call PayPal or visa lines and bring this up asking why they claim โ€œadult illustrationsโ€ is against their regulations but betting on the death of kids is totally fine. They donโ€™t have an answer.

In fact yall should call them at least once a day with this :)

01.03.2026 22:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 9366 ๐Ÿ” 5455 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Evangelicals are so truly maniacal that they make the 3rd ed Witchhunters Codex cover look like a polite multidenominational tearoom meeting.

05.03.2026 23:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, Faraaage eh?
Go back to France Nigel, you slimy frog's cunt, and take the rest of the Norman invasion with ye.

01.03.2026 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Zionists: "Ableh bloo bloo weh weh weh, 40 BEHEADED BABIES!!"
(this wasn't even remotely true)

School in Minab Iran gets flattened by US/Israeli forces. Around 150 children killed.
(this one, which is worse btw, is true)

Death to America, and it's misbegotten bloodglutton of a 51st state, Israel.

01.03.2026 20:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And never let them forget it.

01.03.2026 18:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
man saying "Hey Geegord gang! We're updating our policy to help protect children!"

man saying "Hey Geegord gang! We're updating our policy to help protect children!"

he continues "every user will be required to take a picture of their balls from the back, along with an up to date copy of your W2"

he continues "every user will be required to take a picture of their balls from the back, along with an up to date copy of your W2"

cont. "anyone who is unable to verify their cheeks will be put on the no fly list". he is saying this on someone's phone

cont. "anyone who is unable to verify their cheeks will be put on the no fly list". he is saying this on someone's phone

2 people in a room, one on the couch saying "unrelated did they arrest anyone yet for that epstein stuff" the other on knees taking an awkward pic of their sack saying "shut up and help me aim"

2 people in a room, one on the couch saying "unrelated did they arrest anyone yet for that epstein stuff" the other on knees taking an awkward pic of their sack saying "shut up and help me aim"

my subtle and well drawn comic

09.02.2026 21:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2057 ๐Ÿ” 726 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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U.S. Still Enjoying Small But Loyal Following WASHINGTONโ€”While the nationโ€™s mainstream popularity has largely diminished in recent years, sources confirmed this week that the United States still retains a passionate fan base composed of a few ext...

U.S. Still Enjoying Small But Loyal Following

28.02.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2486 ๐Ÿ” 269 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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When your ghoulish bloodlust dovetails with your desperation to make people stop talking about your pedophilia

28.02.2026 12:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 222 ๐Ÿ” 81 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

:3 Line em all up in a reeeally long row, gut-to-back and test how much organic matter it takes to slow 50.cal to a complete halt

24.02.2026 06:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And from what we've seen, if any trans people were in there, it'd most likely be as victims :|

24.02.2026 06:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The criteria for which words and phrases are considered censurable is never surprising but still enraging.

23.02.2026 23:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 95 ๐Ÿ” 28 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

"Mussolini Reincarnated as a dumbass mincing Cartoon Pedophile International Airport"
was a lil too long for the signage.

24.02.2026 05:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooft, the cramps! Truly the roughest duty done in the name of the Greater Good ๐Ÿซก

That, or Kroot oral hygenist. Or anybody who works with first generation Gue'vesa.

24.02.2026 05:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd have thought Reform voters would have, idk.. a problem with a brown guy pushing abrahamic religion.
But, whatever :3 (the gammons make no sense)

23.02.2026 15:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ooh,
I know these are meant to be an HQ unit, but If basic crisis suits had looked like this i'd have built a cadre years ago :3

The ones GW make are so dumpy, boring and have fuckin' nowhere to fit a pilot

23.02.2026 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0