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Just popping back here to see if we can post videos yet.
No? Okie check ya later
Hand holding a packet of Oscar Mayer hot dogs - called HalloWieners - that has been coloured and flavoured black with licorice
You gotta be very, very committed to the bit here
I'm of the age where "Pills" is the sixth food group.
It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a syringe.
offering a squirt of hand sanitizer to this guy i’m about to fight
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Bentley says back off, white boy!!!
How silly is it that when you click translate post on here, it takes you to Google translate.
robber walks in wearing ski mask
711 cashier: *gulp*
robber points gun
711 cashier: *big gulp*
robber: empty the register!
711 cashier: *super big gulp*
"But with AI we don't know what's real"
Sweetie I didn't know what was real four years ago when everything was made of cake
*tries on a gas mask*
Me: Shit, I don't look anything like a gas.
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Yes
When other girls wear flannels, they look all seasonal and sexy. When I wear one, I look like my name is Midge, and I sell Firewood 3 bucks a bundle.
I like it here because no naked ladies are trying to sell me soap
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Here are some neat cicadas/molts I put in resin. Please like me back.
He was in that one Tom Hank joint
I mention Forrest Gump a lot for someone who doesn’t know what films he’s been in.
band: we’re going on Tour
me: come to Florida!
band: no.
me: that’s fair
You're a rectangle. That's what this says and that's what you meant.
I’m a regular racunteur
I think what we are all forgetting though is how absolutely fucking hot Beetlejuice is.