@eyezak
Aspiring himbo, he/him/zaddy, grade A 🌈🦄, poly+single, thirsty enough to start a BlueSky account (but an OG mastodon hipster) 🏡SEA ↔️ PSP 🏠 Predominantly lewd/18+ content 🍆🍑💦 And if you think you know work-me, you don’t. 🤫
My thoughts exactly 🫠
I volunteer as tribute
Let me in 😈
Let’s do a gay handshake to seal the deal
When he finally nuts after an hour of pounding 😈
Let’s find a conference room and close the blinds
🫠🫠🫠
Tear it off and shove this in once you’re back
I can’t either
my gay experience is wanting to kiss all of my friends
Ok I love that you’re in TLE 🤩
Fuck yes it is 🥵🥵🥵
Weak in the knees 🫠🫠🫠
Fat. Cock. Friday. #FCF
Happy #HumpDay from me to you
Incredible
Yes, yes, I am, ready to stretch you out
Get that hole over here
Like this 😈 #fcf
It’s #fcf again, let’s lay out by the pool and stroke each other’s fat cocks while we soak up that Vitamin D
Go Hawks! Only just realized I do have fan worthy gear, it’s just not game safe. Yay sportsball! I’d still rather watch the manquarium. 🤭
I hiked, I bared, I came
Soaked
#SCS well that’s a conveniently placed mirror in front of the toilet
Are they not just “varsity” nights rebranded and with a few key songs to be played as a shared cultural moment? (And of course capitalizing on said moment)
I should call him 🤣
If I were there I’d be cleaning it up with my throat
The gloves 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦
Fuck. Me. Up.
😳😳😳 holy shit 🫦🫦🫦
