Though Kissco isnt my favorite Harry release, the whiplash that Counting Up Roses into Pop gives is PEAK cuz what do you mean we're going from an orchestral masterpiece about holding onto a relationship you may not be compatible for while craving real intimacy to basically a threesome anthem??
Uhhh yeah so this ended up not working, but not because of me!!!!! 🤪
You had me scared for a second
Thought I'd start 2026 by being insufferable, go find my Dropkickd for some actual good pro wrestling commentary, ratings, and reviews.
This is still weirdly going?? Like I didn't talk to him for a week and went "lol my bad" and he was just like "lol idc anyways-"?? He's super nice and yaps as much as I do but this guy is either desperate OR really feeling whatever I'm throwing at him (i think it's the first one but time will tell).
Finally got to buy RE:4 just in time for vacation AND the Requiem trailer??? Leon watch your ass cuz I'm coming for every pixel.
Bro I gotta stop crying every time my boss talks to me, he's just so nice and he's really the team dad
Got assigned to a *mandatory* LLM training... like do they know who they assigned this training to? The anti-AI guy?
Update- everything is fine but I just slipped with "that shit gargles balls" after he said he works 6 days in a row so I NOW may be cooked.
Went back on dating apps (🫰🤪🔫) and got a "you're so good to me" response after complimenting them for standing up to their boss. In sheer panic, I responded with "I'm genuinely not trying to impress you or anything" as a way to show I was chill but I MIGHT HAVE FUCKED IT UP!!!!
A bunch of BTF episodes got mistakingly flagged by Spotify's AI so sorry in advance and you're welcome to whoever has to listen to 17 hours of pure fun and whimsy.
Update - not doing a craft and yap BUT I'm cooking up something fun ☺️
Been eating salad at work almost every day for about 3 months and let me tell you... as a plus size person, it's weird to notice how people around you treat you differently when there's a perception of being "healthy".
Here's my ideal buildup for the rest of this week for peak mess:
1. Katherine uses veto on Keanu.
2. Zach uses his $10k reward to get off the block.
3. Ava puts up Morgan and Lauren.
4. VINCE wins blockbuster.
5. 6 to 4 vote to evict Morgan, Zach is the evicting vote.
#bb27
I'M SCREAMING RACHEL REILLY YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS TO ME
Update - I no longer feel like an inflated sewer rat.
Looking forward to putting non casual clothes on and wearing some form of makeup for the first time in a few weeks, I feel like an inflated sewer rat rn.
Well, an entire server shutdown has caused me to have two days off. Too scared to do a craft after ✨️the incident✨️ but I'll figure out something fun to do. But YIPPEE DAY(S) OFF!
He fucked around and got sent to the emergency vet in the NEXT STATE OVER at 1 IN THE MORNING 😭 (he is doing good - I'm just tired, coping, and sad we had to throw away his favorite blankie)
Thinking about revitalizing my short-lived podcast career (i miss BTF so fuckin bad bro) by making a craft and yap show where I, well... craft... and yap.
SPAGHETTI AND BUTTERED BREAD FOR LUNCH HELL YEAH!
You're so fucking cool, holy shit. /gen
Just watched the most devastating JJK edit, I need to take the rest of the day off.
No tuna salad at work.
T-17 months until I am no longer indebted to my stepdad and will finally have him off my vehicle loan!! He's complained about cosigning on this damn loan for years but hasn't had to help me financially for anything. Dual accomplishment to pay it off on my own and finally cut him loose.
The presence of these crispy R's remind me of that episode of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition where the one kid liked cup stacking and then made it the kid's whole personality via room makeover.
"The ✨️R✨️ecommended ✨️R✨️ates are ✨️R✨️ight at standa✨️R✨️d, and if there are disc✨️R✨️epencies, those should be ✨️R✨️eferred to our depa✨️R✨️tment."
There's ANOTHER ONE???
In a meeting right now and I've found the crispy R voice final boss.
BROOOOO TUNA SALAD AT WORK TODAY HELL YEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
