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There should be an I obviously don't want to ever see Matt Forde button on BBC Sounds

Get a proper job

Omid looking in the fridge at some chocolate: "Ah! Some delicious transphobia. No, but I mustn't... Well. Just one bite perhapss. What's the worst that can happen?"

"Henceforth, by solemn vow and steadfast will, I consign my dignity to a most peculiar ritual: that with each new day I shall faithfully and without fail shit my pants. Omid shitting himself

The Suffering of Omid Djalili.

"Off-label" does not mean the FDA has not approved the medication; it simply means it has not approved the medication *for that purpose,* and pediatric prescriptions are so frequently off-label because it's extraordinarily difficult to do ethical research with children.

A still from Rosemary’s Baby of Dr Saperstein with Rosemary

New MP Hannah Spencer was given a police escort after an anti-hate demonstration turned violent. The Green Party MP had made a speech at the Greater Together Manchester event on Sunday afternoon in Piccadilly Gardens.

I try very hard not to use the word Orwellian too much but it’s the best adjective for the mauling of language at the start of this BBC News report. “… an anti-hate demonstration that turned violent”. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Stfu and get a proper job

Both hold beliefs. Both have policies they plan on enacting. Really, those guys are practically identical, if you think about it.

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Justice Department publishes documents with sexual assault allegations against Trump The department shared FBI documents outlining allegations involving Trump.

Holeeeee shit www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

Stunning victory in Stroud last night.

Look at that majority! 💚😍

Huge congratulations to @helenelliott-boult.bsky.social and the entire team!

Join our movement:

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Greens deputy leader calls for apology from Starmer over false claims that led to death threats Mothin Ali fears for his life after anti-war protest was wrongly described as being in support of Iranian regime

Starmer backing the false claim at PMQs that the Deputy Leader of the Greens protested in support of the Ayatollah should really be a bigger deal imo

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

They're doing the "comms issue" thing again. A friend was at a NYE party with a load of people who work for Labour and they kept talking about "comms issues" like that's the problem. My friend mentioned he was really liking Zack Polanski and got a sharp "I've met him, he's weird" back hahahaha

NHS official pushed to add patient data to Palantir platform whilst also advising company

A lobbyist who worked directly for Peter Mandelson, on the Palantir board, and on the board of *four* NHS trusts.

Lobbying the NHS to hand over even more patient data to Palantir.

This absolutely stinks. Get Palantir out of the NHS. Sign my petition:

you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...

Jesse singal literally wrote a whole article about an imaginary me and then asked people to be furious at his fantasy version of me.

i fucking hate columnists. they just blurt out their bullshit and ruin your entire fucking day leaving you in an anxiety attack.

if we got rid of columnists the world would improve almost instantly.

they're the ones wrecking the place.

Sorry to report that I tested this claim and Matt Forde-helmed Spitting Image still looked like shit

This is shit

Get a proper job

This is, very straightforwardly, an organisation that promotes child abuse. It also has the ear of Peter Mandelson’s old friend Wes Streeting.

Ok, so you shag goats. 🤷

What of it? Unless you’re saying going on a bigot’s podcast and sexually assaulting women are morally equivalent, I don’t know what your point is?

You’re the one instructing me to overlook a man’s sex offences because he’s slinging shit at a politician you don’t like, what point are you making here that doesn’t blow up in your own face?

What the fuck are you talking about? Show me where I’ve ever couched criticism of Starmer in doing a podcast I didn’t like

And frankly Cohen’s personal morals are at issue because they’re a motive for his desperate finger pointing at anyone else, fuck him and fuck you for signal-boosting his agenda.

If Polanski goes on some shitheel podcast then that’s disappointing. I’d sooner he wasn’t rolling around in filth with people like Piers Morgan either. But going on shitty platforms to get his message out isn’t terminal to my support for his Green Party, good luck finding anyone who thinks otherwise

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