Baby Cain

Taking it out and playing with it (buesky)

Get on here, grip my grundle, deuces

Back in this bitch like a redneck parking

I will go out to eat with a mukbang enjoyer under 4 conditions:
1. No soups
2. No noodles
3. No crunch
4. No jacking off at the table

All balls and no shaft makes Jack a dull boy

Just another day being basically no head and almost all shaft :/

I just unpissed my pants

just spoke with the mods... they said theyre adding DMs on this web site as soon as they get one user who people actually want to talk to

Time to play my favorite game: beta alanine or psychotic paresthesis

White boys love to "just swing by real quick"

If you need me I will be in my cave

I need a cave to think in

I'm interested

Thus squelched Zarathustra

When I die bury me I side the goochie store

Saddam was sneaking out every once in a while for a little goth girl pussy and that's why he got caught up

I can't drink straight from the faucet (oh my God he's fucking lost it)

Like this maybe

Somebody get on twitter and say "sucked to death in the future dick" for me thanks

I'm going turbo swag

Running out of spooge I'm a coomer—stroking
All I do is lose my load—im stroking

Some of the men my age look conventionally attractive but in a really off-putting and overly symmetrical way and I am so thankful I am not this type of weird looking handsome man

I'm with that mother group

Transmissions from the sexually diseased featuring the absolute sounds of the enflamed lips

Moth man bath water

E-scoot to the pussy

Legend tripping to your exact location in an attempt to summon who tf asked

People hate when you have a job and go to work regularly it makes them angry

RIP (rest in pussy)