GerBear

Did.....did you just......what? Did you just @ yourself?

Hope i dont start to disappoint

Run? Are you kidding me?

The only thing I run is water in the sink while I’m washing dishes

Im just trying to keep y'all safe!

Run? Are you kidding me?

The only thing I run is my mouth

Oyster crackers (the food, not people from Rhode Island) are such a great snack

a man wearing a t-shirt that says " milk " stands in front of the ocean Alt: a man wearing a t-shirt that says " milk " stands in front of the ocean

Fine as in, hes fine?

Or fine as in FOINE!

you guys think you have it rough? we had to take our fucking radios out of our cars and carry them around with us so they wouldn’t get stolen.

Quote skeet with the gif that shows up when you search your name

Not what I was expecting, but ok

Photo of a cross-bred puppy that is part Labrador Retriever and part Dachshund.

This is our new puppy. He's a Weiner Retriever.

Just like your mom.

Drop a letter make a movie infinitely better:

Pup Fiction

Well, I didn't work at the restaurant today. But I was pretty damn tired to work my FT job.
I just gotta get used to it again

I never thought I'd be jealous of dead people but damn, being dead looks so stress free.

I did NOT cry in the cooler tonight! Please clap!

I really got back into it pretty quickly. Not much changed in 2 years. But, its also only Wednesday. Let's check back after a Friday or Saturday dinner shift.

May 1st!!! Almost there!!!

I start in about 35 min. Check on me tmrw. 🤣

Oh yeah. I just started my 2nd job tonight and bc I worked for them 2 yrs ago, they dont think I need an updated training.

💙

Gotta do my shoutout early because Im sure Ill be crying in the cooler at work tonight. @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social hope you have an awesome hump day, a fast 2nd half of the week, and a great weekend!

Did you know.. you can trace your hand at any time to draw a turkey? You don't have to wait until Thanksgiving. And if you trace both hands, you can make two turkeys. They can be fighting or making out or whatever.

I hope so! 🫶

Thank you! 💙

So tomorrow, I start back at my old part time job. I havent worked there in over 2 years, but they're saying "fuck it" and just throwing me back into it without updated training.
Let's see how quickly I end up in the weeds.

Dear diary,
I discovered a new fat roll today…

You guys remember Shark Bites? And there was a special one with a mystery flavor

Probably 2030

Add a letter, ruin your mom.

Wait.

I did that wrong.

Unlike your mom.