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Venerable online identity, est. 2006. Former bastion of Annual Late Late Toy Show Live-Tweeting (he/him) ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ

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A YouTube thumbnail depicting a monstrous and dead-eyed Mr. Beast, mouth wide, in front of the strait of Hormuz. 

SURVIVING HORMUZ CHALLENGE!
WHO MAKES IT THROUGH WINS BIG

$1,000,000 PRIZE!

A YouTube thumbnail depicting a monstrous and dead-eyed Mr. Beast, mouth wide, in front of the strait of Hormuz. SURVIVING HORMUZ CHALLENGE! WHO MAKES IT THROUGH WINS BIG $1,000,000 PRIZE!

11.03.2026 18:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1538 ๐Ÿ” 343 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

A foreign hacker likely has the Epstein Files.

The best way to prevent blackmail of government officials, such as trump and Howard Lutnick, would be for AG Pam Bondi to stop the cover up and release all the Epstein Files as required by law.

11.03.2026 16:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2284 ๐Ÿ” 713 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63 ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
An Evening with Malcolm Dempster highlights 3.3.21
An Evening with Malcolm Dempster highlights 3.3.21 YouTube video by Sooz Kempner

Exciting Malcolm Dempster news coming soon...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvwT...

05.03.2026 07:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Todd
@
Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this?
Explain it to me like I'm 5.
Canal
RIOS 508
MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP.
MANY MANY DIG DIG.

Todd @ Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like I'm 5. Canal RIOS 508 MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

05.03.2026 14:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1934 ๐Ÿ” 371 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60 ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

โ€œWeโ€™re not making the fatal error of overthinking it like Paul Bremer famously didโ€

04.03.2026 13:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When you click the "beautify slide" AI feature in Google Slides.

NOT A JOKE

03.03.2026 14:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1722 ๐Ÿ” 388 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24 ๐Ÿ“Œ 106
Preview
An expat in Dubai has a startling revelation: the Stephen Collins cartoon Reality check โ€ฆ

*snort*
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

04.03.2026 00:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 328 ๐Ÿ” 112 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
Video thumbnail

Does anyone know of any other examples of where a video synchs perfectly to other audio, like the This Is America video clip set to Call Me Maybe?

08.10.2024 14:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 7277 ๐Ÿ” 1810 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 567 ๐Ÿ“Œ 743

โ€œOut over their skisโ€ is rapidly becoming one of those expressions that will irritate me through its sheer ubiquitousness, much like โ€œitโ€™s been a minuteโ€ or [shudder] โ€œyou got thisโ€. There are plenty of other words out there, letโ€™s all agree to at least try them out

02.03.2026 14:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

I will destroy her

01.03.2026 03:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 6293 ๐Ÿ” 1353 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36 ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Very sad. Drood, Hyperion and Carrion Comfort were among the most fun books Iโ€™ve read in the last few years
#BookSky

02.03.2026 07:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it possible ICE have a regulation for minimum use of pepper spray? Might explain both why they use it so liberally and why this guy needs to get rid of so much - to hit his quota

01.03.2026 06:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"Peace in the Middle East
No more forever war"
Lionel Hutz edits it to say 
"Peace in the Middle East?
No, more forever war!"

"Peace in the Middle East No more forever war" Lionel Hutz edits it to say "Peace in the Middle East? No, more forever war!"

28.02.2026 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 66 ๐Ÿ” 29 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

For sale: baby shoes, never worn. Baby born with wheels

28.02.2026 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of words on a computer screen. The words, and I cannot apologise more for this, are โ€œbusiness decisioningโ€

A picture of words on a computer screen. The words, and I cannot apologise more for this, are โ€œbusiness decisioningโ€

I love doing this after completioning some good business solutionizationing

24.02.2026 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thereโ€™s a trailer for something called The Bold Type thatโ€™s airing on Channel 4 at the moment and it 100% has the feel of a fake TV show that characters in an actual TV show might have on in the background of a scene. Like the soap opera in Twin Peaks

24.02.2026 19:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hear the State of the Union Address is this evening. Still waiting for someone sitting behind him with enough balls to bring an inflated balloon, rub it vigorously against their sleeve, and hold it above his head. It would be a #SOTU to remember

24.02.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
photo of Laura Palmer

photo of Laura Palmer

On this day in 1989, the body of Twin Peaks' local sweetheart, Laura Palmer, was discovered, having been recently murdered. Thanks to the arrival of FBI agent Dale Cooper, the crime was eventually uncovered, but her death is still remembered as a tragic moment in Twin Peaks history.
#Speirgorm

24.02.2026 07:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rome 2022
Rome 2022 YouTube video by willonzo

Rome 2022
youtu.be/Qy_Bsdvh8gM

23.02.2026 15:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Berlin 2023
Berlin 2023 YouTube video by willonzo

Berlin 2023
youtu.be/t8YBpsCIRHQ

23.02.2026 08:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Parking Double Hรฉlice in Noisy-le-Grand, near Paris r/brutalism

22.02.2026 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 164 ๐Ÿ” 27 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
mobile rendering of a post for a recipe for chocolate chip cookie dough cake where the author leads with "I want to start off this post with saying how saddening I was to learn of the bombing at the Boston Marathon."

mobile rendering of a post for a recipe for chocolate chip cookie dough cake where the author leads with "I want to start off this post with saying how saddening I was to learn of the bombing at the Boston Marathon."

09.09.2025 20:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2914 ๐Ÿ” 685 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
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This videoโ€™s simply too hot for Putin and his cronies

20.02.2026 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Zell am See and Salzburg, 2026
Zell am See and Salzburg, 2026 YouTube video by willonzo

I didn't shoot any video of the giant lump of ice that nearly killed me, so you'll just have to imagine that bit. Also, there's some vertical video in it that isn't mine. Also also, the person in the thumbnail is a total stranger, if it's you, let me know and I will credit you

youtu.be/msgshGVWVYY

20.02.2026 12:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Randrew Andrew looking like a raccoon in a bin

Randrew Andrew looking like a raccoon in a bin

Driver: Paparazzi, your grace, best to look dignified
Andrew: [assumes general appearance of raccoon in a bin]

19.02.2026 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Mask of Fear, by Alexander Freed

The Mask of Fear, by Alexander Freed

Free trial of Audible, so went with this one as it features some #Andor characters, some timely themes in there too
#BookSky

18.02.2026 17:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do you know what would help!!!!!!!! living in a society that lets people experiment with their gender without treating it like the most important thing in the world!!!!!!! letting people get it right or wrong without politicising their decisions!!!!!!! just being chilled about gender!!!!!! aaahhhhhh

16.02.2026 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2035 ๐Ÿ” 369 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Saw Corden live at the Old Vic a while back in The Constituent. Have to admit he was very good. But I could also tell heโ€™s an utter prick. Swings and roundabouts

15.02.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
XO by Elliot Smith

XO by Elliot Smith

Serious answer

15.02.2026 06:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19

15.02.2026 06:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0