soda ‧₊˚🜸 *.｡

absolutely vibrating for the crane wives in manchester in september. pls add me if youre also going i wanna know what bracelets to make

torpenhow hill ass name

this is surely some sort of lovebird, at least

i am pretty sure
somebody with that symptom
in't reading that page

haiku moment (with some yorkshireification)

headmates as artfight characters.... devious... maybe we should also

its not just the chicken but also the cashews, the bamboo, and the water chestnuts. s tier chinese takeaway dish

fuckin love kung po chicken man. aces may love garlic bread, but aros love kung po chicken. i said what i said

im on fucking fexofenadine which is the strongest non-drowsy antihistamine you can get without a prescription and im STILL sneezing and have itchy eyes. man.

its summer which means i cannot touch grass because ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO

(maybe also some heather for a local area specific plant. also our parents almost named us heather, lol)

we already have a big bracken/fern on the other forearm, so thinking about getting some other under/unappreciated parts of uk plantlife on that arm too. like some nettles, dandelion, oxeye daisy... maybe get a bee tattooed on there too bc we worked through our fear of stings to appreciate them

I have a personalities disorder not a personality disorder get it right smh

i am the demon on ur shoulder tellin u to get more ink >:3

paarthurnax, from skyrim, on our arm with "lahney voth ahkrin" (live with courage/live courageously) on the underside!

paarthurnax, from skyrim, on our arm with "lahney voth ahkrin" (live with courage/live courageously) in dragon tongue on the underside!

9 days until our tattoo i am VIBRATING

i realised i have 2 of the mini kraken bottles... i could make earrings

i need a "british humour" tone tag so i can stop doing "lh, j" and "s, j"

i'm on holiday and thank FUCK my phones hotspot can give my tablet enough connection to run youtube and genshin

because the place our parents booked has me in a seperate like. shed thing ("summer house") and it is LOVELY in here but. no wifi

genshin wishing screen for Symphonist of Scents, the 5 star weapon for Escoffier. It's an oversized 4-pronged fork, with vaguely heart-shaped details and two small devil wings below the fork park.

why are my genshin character pulls always so ass, hitting hard pity twice ALWAYS for a banner character. but then i get the weapon in literally 27 pulls with no guarantee and no fate points

kraken if u are reading this please make a little rum bottle of the same proportions as your regular one. i know you can do it because you do it with the 50ml shot/taster bottle

my hand holding a half-sized bottle of absolut vodka. it's the same shape and proportions as the regular size bottle, but shrunken. it makes my (pretty small) hand look large in comparison.

need more companies that produce spirits with a 35cl option to make them littler versions of the normal bottle instead of just the flat shape one because this little absolut is adorable

the review HAS to also be a bot because i've had the stupidest things not restored as well... it needs an "i need an actual human to read this" button

i gotta buy some unsalted peanuts or smth amd make friends

bro opened the empty garlic bread box thinking there was more food in it. im sorry buddy theres just ketchup, i'd scranned the garlic bread already

a crow, with a bit of tomatoey meat in their mouth, stood with one foot on a small open pizza box.

a crow taking a piece of sausage from one side of an open pizza box. the pizza itself is on the other end, next to my leg

i hung out with a crow on our work break, and shared the meat from my pizza, so that was cool

i injected my 3-monthly pro-guess-ter-oh-nee today

shoutout to my dad, who forgets i have The Disability That Makes Not Percieve Time. so i end up missing music events because he leaves without me and expects me to come. and then magically expects me to stop having The Disability two weeks later

also why the HELL is TRAVELODGE £600 for 4 nights??? hello??? no thanks i'll have the £150 airbnb

but hey i decided to get a tattoo from an artist who works in southampton so i have to book travel and accomodation since i live nowhere near southampton.

8hr coach journey with a 2hr15min stop in birmingham 🥴