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ME/CFS-afflicted novelist Philip Kazan. It’s better to burn out than it is to rust, and I wish somebody had told me that when I chose the rust option.

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Is “the left are focused on fighting liberals and each other” better?

11.03.2026 07:08 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kerala has some incredible pork dishes.

10.03.2026 22:13 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My cat pixie in an Amazon box that says slam dunks delivered on it

My cat pixie in an Amazon box that says slam dunks delivered on it

Stop scrolling! Pixie is here, delivering slam dunks

10.03.2026 17:42 👍 54 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0
An Edward Gorey drawing showing a morose looking black bird on a branch. He (and this feels very much like a he) is pointing downwards with one scraggly wing, and looking straight ahead with debt-filled eyes. His beak is long and sharp, like winter on the Great Plains. He is pointing with his right wing, but this means he is pointing to your left. Your wicked, sinister side. This is no accident. The Bird makes no such mistakes. But he is talking, and the text tells us that he is saying, "Beware of this and that."  

Honestly, you feel his message in your bones.

An Edward Gorey drawing showing a morose looking black bird on a branch. He (and this feels very much like a he) is pointing downwards with one scraggly wing, and looking straight ahead with debt-filled eyes. His beak is long and sharp, like winter on the Great Plains. He is pointing with his right wing, but this means he is pointing to your left. Your wicked, sinister side. This is no accident. The Bird makes no such mistakes. But he is talking, and the text tells us that he is saying, "Beware of this and that." Honestly, you feel his message in your bones.

Some days I just feel like this Edward Gorey bird gets it.

09.03.2026 23:42 👍 1096 🔁 289 💬 12 📌 17

I mean I was expecting her to like it, tentatively at first, then more, but she dived right in. I think I’ve probably been boring her to tears for a long time.

09.03.2026 22:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It went well straight off the bat. Which I wasn’t expecting at all.

09.03.2026 22:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Right. Back from settling mum in what we hope is her new home. Hugely comforted and cheered by the professionalism and loving kindness of the staff. I left her sitting down to dinner with three other residents and I swear they were talking about men.

09.03.2026 22:49 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

This is just a bunch of werewolves trying desperately to pass.

09.03.2026 22:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Van Dyck’s painting of Venetia on her deathbed is one of the most powerful expressions of grief ever rendered. Kenelm wanted her portrayed just as she was. To come across the painting in Dulwich Gallery is to be confronted by the absolute starkness of loss.

09.03.2026 12:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😍

09.03.2026 08:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THE APOCALYPSE IS SEXY NOW JO

09.03.2026 08:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Perhaps if politics could be conducted as ANYTHING other than following the most insane nihilists on 8chan or wherever, this shit might happen less.

09.03.2026 08:00 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh just a thought if your plan for overthrowing the Iranian government depends on the Iranian public rising up, you likely shouldn't have defunded the American government run news agency that speaks in Farsi.

09.03.2026 01:43 👍 2614 🔁 509 💬 33 📌 18
Crying man: “Feel like shit, just want HUGH GAITSKELL back"

Crying man: “Feel like shit, just want HUGH GAITSKELL back"

09.03.2026 07:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a netflix logo ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a netflix logo
09.03.2026 07:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You stopped seeing white dog shit around the same time you stopped seeing proper binmen.

Now, I don't want to jump to conclusions...

09.03.2026 06:05 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

08.03.2026 20:25 👍 5634 🔁 1054 💬 60 📌 49

Nip across to ithaca if you can. It’s lovely.

08.03.2026 21:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh yes. If you could get your mitts on some Cypriot loukaniko sausage, that would also be good with this setup

08.03.2026 20:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of my favourite paintings, by one of the most fascinating painters.

08.03.2026 20:13 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think it’s hardwired into the DNA. That and minced onions.

08.03.2026 20:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So true. It’s when you discover that ‘doing your best’ really means something.

08.03.2026 20:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

True. With a talent for ignoring that, certainly in my case.

08.03.2026 20:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It does help.

08.03.2026 20:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I probably can (for a bit) but there won't be much left!

08.03.2026 20:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thanks my friend!

08.03.2026 20:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just got to get through tomorrow….

08.03.2026 19:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks! 🤞indeed!

08.03.2026 19:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Love it in savoury dishes, hate it in sweet ones. It’s the Greek thing, I suppose.

08.03.2026 19:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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08.03.2026 19:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0