The Falklands are Albania

Weird. “DeBiase” doesn’t sound like a Somalian name.

They are all going to prison for bribery.

Or they don't go to prison.

That is the choice.

Sending in Maxine Waters for One Last Job

“The devil went down to Georgia/
He was looking to fuck my face/
Which I did because I’m a Republican scumbag”

Gap down 2%, green by lunch

Weird. It turns out that the United States being unable to enter into any kind of international agreement because it is completely untrustworthy has consequences. Who knew?

“Oh God, oh God yes” is a prayer if you think about it.

…I’ll see myself out, that’s fair

As somebody who has spent a lot of time in SC, I am comfortable in saying that it is because the median SC voter is somebody who hates the KKK because they find them too refined

American Jews aren't responsible for the actions of a state they aren't member to and I think it's bad that the ADL wants people to think so.

The DC Bar is in the process of disciplinary proceedings against Ed Martin, so you wish may come true

It would be such an honor to be killed by Sensei Phil Collins

Is Trump hinting that Iran has developed a MechaAyatollah?

a cartoon wolf is sitting at a table with a plate of food . ALT: a cartoon wolf is sitting at a table with a plate of food .

Churchill when he sees an opportunity for an amphibious invasion on an easily defensible peninsula

But Ken, these aren’t you old WOKE marines, these marines can do a lot of push ups

Only one, sadly

“Imagine as a thought experiment that my mother had two wheels.”

10/7 was as bad as it was because of the criminal incompetence of the Netanyahu regime.

No, you implied that the synagogue had it coming, freak

Buddy I’m sure you mean well and I don’t mean to sound like an asshole, but this is how Jews pretty much everywhere live

Disagree. This kind of maximalism was much less prominent during the early years of Israel’s existence (though it still existed)

a while back a guy I knew was trying to justify having gone to Curtis Yarvin's wedding, and his girlfriend said "Don't you find him thrillingly contrarian' and I said 'That's how boring people excuse being racist'

Yesterday it was 80 and sunny in DC. right now it is literally snowing. I am going to become the joker

Hey hey woah there,

He could’ve also meant there is a busker in the station

The Book of Amos certainly describes an angry God, but it is a God angered by poverty, religious hypocrisy, and proto-nationalist arrogance.

Arlingtonian here and I cannot possibly agree more

I will, thank you Mina

Unhinged Elmo piñata

Idk if it’s bc it’s late but I am absolutely losing it over this piñata at a birthday party my kid went to today

He can explain that to a judge in Tehran