UC in BC 🇨🇦 🔞

Fukkk 🤤

Put my phone down my pants, wanted to see my hand’s POV.

Thanks so much. Grew both myself. 😊

Took some great out of focus pics in bed.

Here for this. 😊

Got hard in the car, lighting was good!

Not yet… 😏

Last night.

Siri is so homophobic.

Overdue dick pic drop.

Deleted Scruff today.

Nothing chases a guy away better than asking em out or showing em your gross body!

If you wanna hang in Van LMK!

Spoiler alert: I’m not a muscle pig.

This is my my favourite chair.

New hair, don’t care.

But actually I care very much, it’s why I got my hair done.

Repost for attention. 😊

Made a film about my dick.
#uncut #gaybear

2 things, So I went to Costco today to buy muffins. Apparently I haven’t been to a Costco to buy muffins since 2024, and what the fuck happened to the muffins?!

It’s working again.
#piss

I lost the ability to post videos so enjoy these pics I sent to a dude last. Night.

I made a piss video, but when I go to post it nothing shows up.
Here’s a screenshot from the end. 🤷🏼‍♂️

A man in a white shirt stands pulling down his tight white underwear to expose his massive unit. It’s uncut hairy and kinda stinks.

I dunno if this one’s any good, but I do know I like taking them! #dickpic #uncut #FTL #tightywhities

If anyone needs me I’ll be touching my chubby dick.
#uncut #batebro #chubbydick

That’s also a good question.

If Canada post is billions of dollars in debt, and the solution to everything in Canada is an oil pipeline, why aren’t we just sending the oil in the mail? Duh! 🧐

No pic = no chat. Which is super ironic coming from a guy with no pic.

Since he’s already signaled to me that he won’t be talking to anyone without a picture, I feel like I should do the same.

He didn’t offer a picture at any point, so it might be a test and I didn’t want to fail.

Im not trying to be rude I just feel like if I reply I’m breaking a rule he set out in advance.

First porn DVD!

I got it from Amazon when I was 18. It was 2004 and the first time I ever used Amazon, paid for porn, or used a credit card!!

Note: it’s an American movie from 2004 when they say “uncut” they don’t mean the dicks 😭

My DMs are wide open, amongst other things. 😏

I do you if you do me! 👉🏼👈🏼

Not me casually moving to Toronto. 🏃‍♂️

I’m throwing out a challenge for 2026.
I don’t think for the past 10 years anyone has made me cum. Sure they get me started, but it usually ends with me jerking off.

So I don’t know what the prize is I guess it’s cum, but this is the challenge: someone make me cum in 2026

pics for reference