@timwlong
Aethon Books Author. I've written 30+ novels because no one has managed to take away my word processor yet. From horror to cozy fantasy, I’ve written it all. Currently turning dark lords into tavern keepers and readers into fans. 🍺📚
I'm in the chemo waiting room while my poor wife Katie gets her 5th infusion for breast cancer. When it comes to cancer, the doctors don't mess around. She was starting chemo a week after diagnosis.
#breastcancer #fuckcancer
I had yet another book release 2 weeks ago. Dark Lord on the Rocks is rocking (giggity) up Amazon's sales rank. Cover!
My SOMEHOW cozy-adjacent, fish out of water, office satire, gamelit-inspired, with a twist of dark (lord) romance, modern-day reverse-isekai, where boss battles take place in board rooms, book is now available. a.co/d/fbKU1kq
Still amazed I get to make stuff up for a living. If you like dark lords, taverns, and comfort food—yeah, that’s where I live.
Chapter five of Reborn as a Dark Lord, Book 3, just went live on Royal Road.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/9066...
#royalroad #webserial #darklords #chickenwings
Why yes - I have been busiererer.
Why yes - I have been busy. My first book from Aethon is out and about and selling quite well.
I've been away for a while. What'd I miss?
Elon and Trump broke up during pride month? What a tragedy.
I'm back! The past few weeks have been a blast and a not so blast. 2 weeks in Europe, a week+ of a nasty cold, and Norwescon this past weekend. Here's a new Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover chapter on RR.
#royalroad #DarkLord #amwriting #webserial
www.royalroad.com/fiction/9824...
What up, France?
The food on #Uniworld is amazing.
Germany is freaking awesome.
The Cathedral of Cologne. #Majestic #Breathtaking #cologne
Awesome. See you at the con.
Gearing up for a 10-hour flight.
Macbook, check.
Kindle, check.
Phone, check.
Ergo keyboard, check.
Snacks, check.
Enough USB cords to open a kiosk, check.
Meds, check.
And on and on. This is JUST in my carry-on.
#Eurotrip #london #amsterdam
Currently multiple books. I’ve apparently turned into a cozy fantasy author. 🤷♂️
Doesn’t ’touring castles’ sound like a business tax write off? Hell yeah it does.
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
Spending today packing for our trip to Basel tomorrow. Then we're off for a castle tour along the Rhine onboard the SS Antoinette with #uniworld. After that, we'll make a stop in Amsterdam before heading to London.
This administration should be renamed Dumb and Dumberer.
#FuckingClownshow
Didn’t notice the Ides of March passed. Guess my enemies are really underachieving this year. 🔪
#IdesOfMarch #BetrayalSeason #EnemiesUnderperforming #WatchYourBack
Know what wasn't a slick movie? Longlegs. I literally LOL'd at the ending scene. Not enough Nicholas Cage. Ridiculous occult take. It would have been much better had this movie been set in the '70s. Great performances but a dumb plot.
#Longlegs #HorrorMovie #Horror #Movienight
Strange Darling was a hell of a slick movie. It skipped around between six chapters, and it somehow worked. The actors were terrific in this one—just a terrific serial killer movie.
#StrangeDarling #HorrorMovie #Horror #SerialKillerMovie
New merch has arrived!
Elon Musk is truly the world's dumbest smart guy.
Some days, the hardest part of writing is dealing with 3 needy and entitled dogs.
#amwriting #needypuppies #royalroad #writing #writerlife
Yet another new cover. My wife and I are writing a series of American Giallos. They're fun, set in the 1980s, and feature rampant murder, strippers, and cocaine.
#giallo #amwriting #bookcovers #horrorbooks #horror
How would you do in a zombie apocalypse? 🧟♀️🧟♂️ Would you be a fierce survivor, using your wits and brawn to stay alive? Or would you be a zombie, shuffling aimlessly in search of brains? Or would you just taste delicious?
#ZombieApocalypse #SurvivalTips #BrainsOrBrawn #WhatWouldYouDo
