Faithful Defence Advocate

this may affect judicial recruitment

Where the devil are you?

Big favourite of mine too ✅

Nutmeg’s hallucinogenic, right?

I just saw a very wealthy instagrammer who’s fled Dubai filming herself walking through the centre of London and saying ‘I’m in my refugee era’

Only the best books for the bathroom bookshelf

as someone wrote on here the other day, all the wrong people have imposter syndrome

Picky bits look yummy! Hoping you really enjoy them xx

All those B vitamins! The corners of your mouth must be in tiptop shape

If I were Trump or Hegseth, I would not be in any great hurry to accelerate Christ’s return.

*laughs in bone-weary*

* was Napoleon fully equipped, can anyone remember ?

I seem to remember something similar being said about Hitler

Again: Not hyperbole, misinterpretation, or a joke that Christian Dominionism is a strain of apocalyptic accelerationism which VERY LITERALLY SEEKS to hasten their vision of the Biblical end of the world, & the people who believe this have VERY CAREFULLY worked their way into the halls of U.S. power

I mean - SHOULD we bomb stuff to get a narcissistic tyrant to love us?

Could just dress him as Nigel Farage?

For World Book day my four year old is going to be a boat beating against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past. Might be a late one.

Bargain: car that sometimes goes into ‘limp mode’

I guess you’re between Iraq and a hard place

If one more woman cites Carolyn Bassett Kennedy as her ultimate style icon 🥱 🥱

I thought we‘d all agreed by now that you didn’t have to be skinny, white blonde and ultra-rich in order to be stylish

Maybe food supplies will be affected? Could be the same effect as Mounjaro cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thu...

Nigel Farage lied multiple times at his press conference today - including saying no-one who voted Green in Gorton and Denton has a job and he's "certain" Reform won most British born voters in the by-election, based on zero evidence, and yet not a single journalist there pushed back on them

Puns help in any situation, emirate

Heartwarming

I’m sure Fairness you can Feel was on an episode of the Thick of It

Two smiling tax administration employees standing at Arrivals section of an airport with a large hand-drawn banner with the text translated above

“To all influencers and other tax exiles in Dubai, the tax authorities wish you a safe return to France”

‘There’s a fire. If you don‘t alight here, you will be alight’

Morning from a rabbit eyeing a leaf

Decapitated. Newsday.com/matt

And Matt Goodwin who DID NOT win