Hector Luna
10.03.2026 18:15
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Hector Luna
The “Scorebugs Shouldn’t be Spiky” Caucus grows stronger every day.
Surely all this is not without meaning.
That’s right.
A mug with a cat dressed like Data from Star Trek, and the 2026 BP Annual opened to the Seattle Mariners essay by Lucy Bloom.
Well now I need to get a new coffee mug of Peanut
This one wasn’t even at Coors! He just threw a pitch that unfortunately existed during the Week(s) of Warming.
Go Mariners!!.!
Big Ten should only include members whose state ranks top 10 in corn production
THE FIX IS IN
Load bearing Tweet from @SamMillerBB, sent January 22, 2024: “LOVE this trade for the Rays. Who'd they give up? And who'd they get?”
The return is irrelevant now, the Ben Williamson Discourse has finally been defeated.
I always thought the advent of short-form video in COVID times was the real killer of cultural memory, but man, what happens if LLMs are readily available in March 2020?
Dr. Steven Maturin holding a lizard closely and perplexingly.
Me anytime Jerry tries a new word combo
I dunno, I think you need to bring in the perspective of a disgraced former GM to balance the scales.
Reheating this for no reason in particular
Sometimes the obvious move isn’t the right one!
Riq got away with one. I honestly have no idea why he went with Bazardo instead of Muñoz there, but I’m glad it worked out!
It’s because he fired Pete
From what I’ve seen I’m not sure you’re right about that
I would have simply not alienated the brother of the best-hitting shortstop of this generation and signed Corey Seager in 2022.
Football, like the Mariners, must get dumber in order to be good.
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
Tommy La Catcher
MLB EXECUTIVE OF THE YEAR JERRY DIPOTO STUNTING ON THE GRAVE OF THE LIGHT BAT.
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Not the discourse!
The Pop Tarts have invented Democratic Calvinism. I’m excited to see what they eventually cook up as their eschatology. On that day will be the end of all non-five-minute breakfasts
Aaron Goldsmith announcing that the bullpens have joined the scrum.
Me anytime the benches clear
