Asking random locals in Tehran to hang out.
These are the friendly, social people we are bombing for no reason.
11.03.2026 17:34
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Asking random locals in Tehran to hang out.
These are the friendly, social people we are bombing for no reason.
it rules that they assumed they had things locked up and tried to just go through the motions because they didn’t do the actual math and it might blow up in their face. absolutely no parallels to anything else going on.
Here's the scenario where USA can be eliminated from the WBC
I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.
I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.
1/ Here's what I can share:
The way the crowd in Japan has embraced the Czech team over these last two WBCs make me emotional, man.
How can you not be romantic about baseball!
Buddy's got three moustaches
Wrapping a pill in cheese and giving it to my dog, only to have him eat the cheese and spit the pill out over and over for ten minutes
It's entirely possible. It was definitely warm in the house today
Hadn't ever thought of that. That's definitely a cringey thing for a teacher to say!
Calico Kahlia the cat reclines comfortably on a beige couch with a quilt hanging over the back of it. Her tail is splayed out in front of her, between her legs. Her left elbow is propped up on a cushion. She's wearing a look of derision on her face.
I don't know why she sits like this
As an IR professor, it's depressing that this is outperforming all others as the best theory of US foreign policy
Every time I walk into a vet's office it's $1000. 😞
Notice he is trying to pre-empt reality by saying the global inflation shock from a war he (and Carney, frankly) cheered on shouldn't be used as an excuse, because Canada can suddenly rewire literally everything it does, apparently
This should, with no sarcasm or irony whatsoever, be the highlight of every Democrat's campaign starting today. Trump just effectively gave the corporate version of a pardon to the most hated company on the planet. Absolutely no one supports this.
In a hotel room, a brick wall that has obviously had a huge hole repaired
Pretty sure the Kool-Aid man stayed in this hotel room once
Kudos to Donald Trump for accidentally decarbonizing the economy
Right? I was in my 30s in the early 2000s.
I'm out of words here
. @ChipotleTweets I ordered these burritos 15 minutes apart from the same store today. The one on the left I ordered in person and it's twice the size as the one on the right (online order). My online order is always significantly smaller. Every time. Stop ripping us off. CHIPOTLE Mike Herbert @ son if you want a big one you gotta look the burrito man in the eye. Not order some WiFi burrito.
This is the perfect tangible metaphor for AI.
Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid
Pain at the pump 🎶
Feel like a chump 🎶
Just checked the news 🎶
Outbreak of Mumps 🎶
I just saw photos of the Toronto Maple Leafs wearing Toronto Sceptres inspired jerseys for walk-ins (and maybe warmups) tonight in honour of International Women’s Day. That’s pretty cool. And they’re selling Leafs/Sceptres crossover shirts. 💙 #TorontoSceptres #MapleLeafs 🏒
Send a letter to Doug Ford advocating for an Ontario Food belt to protect Ontario farmland from development
Farmland not freeways | Ontario Greens share.google/lcuh05E3iT0f...
My neighbor told me Iranian drones keep eating his oil tankers so I asked how many ships he has and he said he just goes to the port and gets a new ship afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding ships to drones and then his daughter started crying.
Sometimes I randomly send my adult child who lives in a different province a delivery of junk food and he really appreciates it
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26
NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%
lmao
Iran: look, it's simple. We literally just paint the silhouette of a plane on the ground. We literally just nail together some boxes in the shape of a tank. We literally just pull looney tunes shit. Their AI will make them spend $100 million to destroy $5 of arts and crafts.
the US: grok is this
