Doyle

We all have AOTYs in our inboxes we can’t even discuss yet!!

They have to communicate that it’s going well (it’s not) but they and their base have such limited vocabularies and imaginations that the only way they can communicate it is in terms of winning.
So “winning” and “won” mean it’s going well (it’s not) but is not the same as a final result.

A better world isn’t possible, duh doy!!!

Looking forward to reading Why Every Monkey House Smells Like That. Curious if the answer is just “they’re monkeys”, but I’ll hang up and listen.

News about a new Dan Sheehan book is some of the best news one can receive

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Much better than that chungus Cheeto Man!!!!!!!

we bag on the boomers a lot, but they dealt with their mid-life crisis in a good and normal way (buying a red sports car and having an affair with their secretary) whereas Gen X is all "maybe this next genocide will finally make them bring back the square spongebread cafeteria pizza"

Michele i literally warned you!!!

This goes for everyone, btw

I warned you!!!

Please do not Google “Lindsey Graham ladybugs”

Damn RIP Country Joe

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Counterpoint: suck a fart out of my ass

Nightswimming #68 is here! It’s my weekly blog about new music! Kansas City “soft psych”! Sturgill! Chance! The Dead! And MORE!

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20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, Frank Meth

When we do Nuremberg 2.0, let’s throw in the Jimmy John’s copywriters as well.

That bedroom gonna be stinkin’ tn

Go MAGA, sales lag-a. As they say. They is me.

Yeah, thank Christ you don’t have to take action! Phew, that was a close one! Almost had to be useful.

Gene Parmesan headass

*extremely Christopher Walken voice*
warFIGHTers

AI David Stern is sending me to the moon

There will absolutely never be trials for any of these people.

Molly, please keep an eye out for the Wallet Inspector!!! He’s not what he seems!!!

Guys, don’t blow your entire loads yet. Pam Bondi is going to testify again soon!

THAT’S what this dude’s voice sounds like??? Why is he constantly producing an excess of saliva??

Elbridge Colby sounds like some ratfuck under-secretary in the Calvin Coolidge administration.
Turns out he’s some ratfuck under-secretary in the Donald Trump administration.