not sure why everyone thinks this is such a big problem when an obvious solution exists

I’m a Friday the 13th baby too!! November!

I simply believe that houses of worship should not ever require security guards. if they do- any religion, anywhere- then that society has failed

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

That bothers me so much!

this is still the realest thing ever said about america

can this be a solution?

ICE concentration camps. Epstein files. SAVE act, election fraud. Billionaires getting richer. Destroying the planet. Iran, killing children.

Any single one of these atrocities is almost too much to bear.

I think the thing I hate about Israel the most is this uwu smolbean shite they come out with. If you're going to be a deranged fascist state that's endangering the entire world I'd at least appreciate it if you weren't such fucking babies about it.

🫣 it’s fucken wimdy

Slow-mo hot Italian men doing shots of espresso is exactly the type of baseball content I want

FWIW: fuck team USA

Marco Rubio wearing a navy suit and black dress shoes. He's looking down at his feet.

"i think he bought the wrong size"

tough look for a man with a line of antiperspirant deodorant

I ~ C Talia Where's the fuckin wine? VINNIE PASQUANTINO VIA FIBS ITALIA / INSTAGRAM JOMBOY OMEDIA

Gonna get a lot of use out of this graphic

Team Italy is proving that baseball needs more kissing

did the pope do this

Absolutely agree with you. Can you imagine the reaction if Team USA celebrated home runs with cheek kisses?

more home run cellies should involve kissing

When scheduling an international tournament, i like to make sure most of the games overlap with each other and air on different services, making it impossible to watch all the matches.

Let's expand this please

James Paxton coming out of retirement to throw 96 mph in relief for Team Canada and help them advance for the first time in the World Baseball Classic is pretty damn cool

Also we are going to need American men to stop embarrassing us on a global stage.

Uncle.

Not rooting for Mexico or Italy but for a secret third thing (punishment of team usa hubris)

Immediately disqualifying for the job for which he has been nominated. The 4th Amendment specifies it’s “the right of the people,” not of citizens.

We cannot allow someone who doesn’t understand the 4th Amendment to be the head of DHS.

I think there is something to explore that many nations at the WBC have come showing what they love about their country (dancing, celebration, tradition) to represent the people while the American team has shown up representing and only celebrating the military

Opera, espresso, fancy jacket, little kisses - Team Italy is winning because they've embraced a philosophy of nice treats.

For fuck’s sake isn’t it 4pm yet?? I am dying for this Italy/Mexico game to be on already

Oh shit. Now I kinda want to watch

Everyone loves Cal Raleigh...the adorable catcher with a huge ass that hits dingers

*5 seconds later*

We regret to inform you that Cal Raleigh is a baseball player