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I was here for the wishlist but I absolutely stayed for the catsπ
Agent review: a book cover that says Baker's Club by Angelique Russell - Premise is immaculate - Opening recipe? Hilarious - Genre: Folk/ Feminist Horror - Concerned for the author - Obsessed with the Hearth - Could not stop reading Delusional 5 stars
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My agent (some positive points from rejections) and I (comments my friends made) have banded together to give a review on my upcoming release (still need to find an agent first).
#A #H #Q
For my final post on THE ROOTS OF DESTINY for #UnhingedPit, here's an example of what it could look like as a Goodreads listing with a book cover I made in Canva! #Agents and #editors, π©΅ this post for a sub/query!
#Q #YA #F
I NEED to get it to you!
Now querying THE REFINEMENT: MERCURY!
Best described as:
Pride & Prejudice x Jacob's Ladder x Return to Oz
but with cults
and bees
and autistic Darcy-coded hot guys
and scene-stealing morally gray antagonists
and ball pits
and bubbles.
#UnhingedPit #amquerying #YA #F #H #Q #booksky
Had to throw a few memes together for my WIP, in which Miles is a total moron no less than 50% of the time
#W #A #R #UnhingedPit
Thanks!!
Alt: image text reads, over an illustration of flames: To the tune of "We Didn't Start The Fire" for @unhingedpit Decade in LA Echo Park, first date Sapphic U-Haul Texas cameo Raised by single mom Self-tape, camera on TikTok, botox The one that got away Boy James, new name First shot at fame Featured background Resent your famous friends Improv, headshots Ukulele, garlic sauce Cool aunt, gone dad Is this shoot really an ad (We didnt start the fire it was always burning
OK so for #unhingedpit
I have turned my upmarket novel β¨DESERT STARSβ¨ into lyrics for π₯WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE π₯
#Q #A #LGBT #own
πΆsing along yall!πΆ
How the turn tables...
The Sea That Binds Us π
#UnhingedPit #A #F #R #amquerying #litagents #writingcommunity
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The Anakin and Padme meme. From top left to right. There is Anakin looking and says "So I burned the warehouse down." Padme smiles and asks "What? You solve all your problems with arson?" Anakin stares and Padme asks "Denny, do you solve all your problems with arson?"
BATMAN BEYOND: LOST SOUL x POOL PARTY
π A missing sister
πΎ An Ace Monster Hunter (as in asexual)
πΈ A trans cellist named Guitar
πͺ A Lesbian who feeds boys to monsters
π» A psychic who only sees the future of men (gender affirming)
πΊ A girl obsessed w/ true crime
π¦ββ¬ Death
#Unhingedpit #YA #H #M #Q
WISH YOU WERE HERE, OMRATHIS, ARA'KESH πππ₯
βοΈA princess, chosen by sacred bullsβrejected by her own blood
β οΈA warrior, forged by monsters and haunted by a human past
πA dying kingdom, where love might be the last rebellion...or its only hope
#unhingedpit #na romantasy #ag
moodboard: candles glowing in glass jars, the words "every demon has three names", light streaming in through church windows and arches, dozens of open books, a human skull, dead leaves, rope, thorny branches, a person behind a sheer curtain backlit by the sun
The power in a name
A deal is struck
The Ship of Theseus Paradox
Transformation
Burn it all down
#UnhingedPit #W #A #F #R #LGBT
CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL got six requests in the first week of querying, including interest from a big 5 publisher. So, I guess you could say Iβm a big deal. Wanna sit at my table? #UnhingedPit #Q #A #PN #F #R
Left: A Batman slapping Robin meme panel. Batman slaps Robin across the face. A speech bubble above Robin reads: βBut you died in the Averathi Rebellion...β and Batman replies: βThey obviously lied!!β Center top: Text reading "Forged in the After" with a background of sheet music. Center middle: A hand-drawn style panel showing a young man with longer messy red hair and round glasses leaning close to a pointy-eared man with silver hair. They gaze affectionately at each other. There is comic-style caption that says: "Love them, dammit! Some weeks, they just donβt have it all together. This was one of them." Right: Three vertically shown book covers: First is βEric Linnaeus Series: Alternateβ by Kikito Lynn, then βCarmillaβ by Sheridan Le Fanu, and finally the AD&D 2nd edition supplement titled βThe Complete Book of Necromancersβ
Forged in the After
It's a love story...I swear.
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When Vee discovers a printed book for the first time in years (since itβs 2091 and screens have taken over The Human World due to deforestation and the enchanted garden she discovers is full of magical, vegan fae who donβt believe in killing trees).
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email stating LAST MESSAGE Redacted email with the following words visible: wrong sacrifice Run Hearth bakers butchers find Welcome home
LAST MESSAGE Redacted email with the following words visible: Recipes blurry seasons forgotten lapse Love it go home help
email stating LAST MESSAGE Redacted email with the following words visible: apologies confusion All is well We help our own Fair Hollow
#UnhingedPit
Word has it some emails have been leaked but no one knows what they are supposed to be.
Warning?
Welcome?
#A #H #Q
Bingo card with "BINGO Overcoming" at the top boxes from left to right: row 1: dead parents, emotionally unavailable MMC, dream job, one bed, murder row 2: abandonment issues, road trip, adorable grandfather, banter, investigative journalism row 3: hitmen-for-hire scheme, workplace romance, free space with a side of anxiety, cute cat, facing fears row 4: airplane crashes, protective best friend, betrayal, stubborn FMC, forced proximity row 5: conspiracy, fear of loving again, fear of flying, denial (it's not just a river in Egypt), mental health rep
If we're playing blackout BINGO, Overcoming wins with this card
#UnhingedPit #Q #A #R
I've written a suspense based on an elderly lady who seeks revenge. Recently, I've learned to knit, just like Elsie. But she's a killer. I'm not. #UnhingedPit #Q #A #S #T #R #M
Happy wife, happy life. Nothing rhymes with happy husband. Welcome to married life dumbass.
A fantasy romcom where THE TAMING OF THE SHREW meets HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS in Tang Dynasty (618-907 CE) China
#UnhingedPit #F #R #Q
AITA For not caring about second chances since these goody two shoes believe villain's don't deserve one? Since my opinion doesn't matter and neither does theirs. Or let that one grow on me....
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INVERTED COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO X TEEN WOLF X DEVIL WEARS PRADA
My unhinged comps for MONTREAL PEN JOB π
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Image of a pink and silver pressure cooker against a black background. Top says βChemPortal: a Romantic Sci-fi.β Bottom says: βTwo awkward scientists just want to be left alone to build a lawnmower. Instead, they find themselves battling time, powerful corporations, and doomsday cults to save the world from starvation.β
No one knows whether the Chiropteran cult worships bats or just feels bad they're all dying. Doesn't matter, though, since the world's about to end.
CHEMPORTAL: a grounded sci-fi romcom with real chemistry
#Q #UnhingedPit #SF #R
Caught an interview with the illustrious Green Asmodeus Bean and asked him his opinion on soon-to-be hard sci-thriller novel JUDGMENT
you heard it here folks, best be on the look out for this book
#UnhingedPit #A #SF #T #H #CS
An old Superman comic. Heβs sitting with his head in his hands. Annotated with βThis is whoβs running the socialsβ
THE BIG LEBOWSKI x MIDNIGHTβS CHILDREN
What happens when the Chosen One is too depressed to leave his couch?
Nothing good.
#unhingedpit #A #spec #agented
Will youβ¦come to my cottage this summer? Come to my house. Weβll have so much fun.
Maybe youβll finally tell me why you donβt want a relationship, or maybe itβs the perfect place to find out what youβve been hiding from me this entire road trip. #UnhingedPit
DEFINITELY NOT A BUCKET LIST
Just how many people can you cram in a single body?
Shapeshifting superheroine Evie's going for the record!
(but she's competing against Sora from Kingdom Hearts, so...)
#UnhingedPit #YA #SF #Q
When you just keep tryimg to meditate the bad guys away, but they kill your dad and take your homemade jam
#unhingedpit #hopepunk #clifi #comingsoon
The powerpuff girls creation meme with the text: Scientific hyperfixation impending academic competition wantign to kiss your best friend internalized homophobia and mommy issues
These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little boyfriend... but Herr Viktor Frankenstein accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA AND MOMMY ISSUES!
Thus his trans creation was born.
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(Queer Frankenstein Retelling)