Dylan

You missed your chance buddy

Virginia propaganda does not hold true 🙂‍↔️

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Stupid Ficxing Birddd (I saw a bird)

we still talk about you...

Sitting by the campfire in summer 2026: smored theory?

the vibes are glorious

headshots for my buddies ! !

John Bluesky what do I do when the sky isn’t looking as blue as it used to…

Who wants to come over and kick our feet and giggle and eat cookies with milk and play with touys and sing silly songs with me

They be sending me to strange places like “school” and “apartment” when I could be in Japan. #JapanTrip2026 #WeAreALLGoing

You can, I do myself, was just keeping it reasonable.

We all know an Ethan or two

Grip your fist you hate the

Road Chip Vol 3. is kinda gas until it’s not.

I know it

I did I went on a run it was wonderful

Sorgy

Damn…. Friendship really is magic.

No I don’t wanna

I gotta get out of bed and go on a run but my body is glued to my mattress and it’s not going aaaaaaaanywhere!

Damn that’s really good

What's up?

The sky silly!!

Ohhh!!! Wait... no, it's not?

What do you mean?

It's gone. The sky is gone.

Oh.

Yeah.

That sucks.

😭

counting protein to fall asleep: 1 protein, 2 protein, 3 protein, 4 protein

What if we give all the birds little jetpacks so that they could fly but really really really fast.

Like I know they don’t need them, but like, just imagine.

2:00 AM is my most likely time to post on social media because it’s when my thoughts make the least sense possible.

What if college started making classes that just served as internships for certain fields. Why don’t they do that. Are they stupid? They’re just stupid.

You’re the last of a dying breed