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My name is Joe. Parkscope is a site I write and podcast for about amusement & theme parks. I also am into: Tech, Sports, Food, Music, Gaming, and Pop Culture. He/Him http://www.parkscope.net

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i love that none of them have figured out they can buy the same pair of shoes in the right size, and then just lie about when he asks

11.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remembering that Rick Ruban is a right wing shit too

11.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think about this post every day and get progressively more angry

11.03.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

the blue sky story:

11.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I use it non gendered but I know folks who don’t take it that way

11.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThey’re not geniuses they’re just sociopaths” has been a good guiding light for me

11.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of these guys are just dumb shits.

Some of the examples are highly affected and time consuming, like all-lowercase professional emails. This is a male dominance move and an extremely reliable indicator of a sociopath.

11.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

People, including elites, have always flouted spelling and grammar conventions in different ways for different reasons, especially within their own circles.

These usages don't really drive language innovation or propagate through popular culture. Young people, especially teenage girls, do that.

11.03.2026 12:12 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you start at the beginning of the Ringer run you can literally watch the progression over time on their culture and nostalgia articles

11.03.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Lightly injured but still continuing to operate"

11.03.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

where's my german guy who insisted that congress should pass a motion of no-confidence in the president

11.03.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Big Worm is not playing with you.

11.03.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 10887 πŸ” 3013 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 161

apparently calling Hong Kong a "bourgeois republic" was a step too far for at least one tankee, who deleted the reply after blocking me

11.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Olwen (she/her) Pembroke Welsh Corgi in crate.

Olwen (she/her) Pembroke Welsh Corgi in crate.

Olwen(she/her):"I hurt my leg again today chasing deer and now I'm on crate rest. Daddy left some friends with me.
#corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky

11.03.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

These are just America First Leftists by another route.

They believe that if America becomes isolationist and/or is destroyed, everyone will suddenly be free from the yoke of capital.

11.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like if Trump started making them all wear giant Ecko jeans and every single day they wore giant Ecko jeans from 2002 and had to pretend to be like β€œI don’t know what you’re all talking about this is simply what I wear to meetings”

11.03.2026 12:32 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

It is already funny but now it’s become far funnier because they know everyone knows and is looking at their shoes but they still have to do this

11.03.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 396 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 7

Yall is a good gender neutral greeting

11.03.2026 12:32 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI have a PhD and I think we should legalize herouin and USians ounly think farm labour is hard because of coulounialism.”

11.03.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

I used to threaten to make a cheese martini with a mozzarella stick garnish and a marinara rim, but somehow this is worse

10.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

The protein sends it over for me

10.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Mhm

10.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Summing up Iran news today, I think.

- US/Israel strikes continue
- Iran doesn't want talks, still firing on neighbors
- US asked Israel to stop hitting Iranian energy infra
- US claimed to be escorting tankers
- oops no it isn't
- Mines in the water
- ~80-90% of Iran mine laying capacity intact

10.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 916 πŸ” 202 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 28

if marx were alive today he would absolutely write a 6000 word substack post about this titled Why I Am Not A Marxist

10.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 364 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4
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In The Absence Of Earnestness, Fascism Thrives Woke 2 is going to be fueled by virtue signaling. And that's OK.

Wrote for BFT about the coming surge of earnestness and virtue signaling that could define the backlash to Trump

badfaithtimes.com/in-the-absen...

10.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

He’s just sad he can’t hang with his friend Jeffrey anymore

10.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0