◇Dark Enchantress Posting◇

Doth him riding everywhere upon my shoulder count?

He already spent the past 24 hours clinging to my shoulder!!! He is an attention harlot!!

MY WYRM FAMILIAR HATH KNOCKED OVER MINE CRYSTAL ARRAY PRITHEE I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

HELP SHE IS LITERALLY PERFECT FOR ME

Humanoid deer-woman with antlers and a wooden arm

Prithee send aid I have fallen under the charm of a most beguiling carpenter I fear she may come to own my soul

Is it the cheesy kind or the rocky kind?

Testing out my brand new enchanted night light that should attract malevolent spirits and ensnare them for further study. See you all in the morning!

(image of @hobjobgoblin.bsky.social 's face on a noodle)

it's maka-roni

If humans didst not want their legs eaten then why art they edible?

I didst go to work on my capstone academic project today to find out the orange despot hath eradicated the government tools for tracking environmental justice and I am having thoughts I cannot articulate lest his kingsguard deem me a threat to national security

Do you have string?

They’re everywhere and they’re trying to eat my students

Captain Skelbton

Occidental Amphibia PDF With this story done, I have popped a full PDF version of the froggy arc onto the Patreon!

#books
Occidental Amphibia available for free on the Patreon.
Wizard Wars of 1439 is a donation funded series.

No one can afford shit anymore...
So here is free book about wizards being too wizardly and time travel shenanigans.
Cheers.

wizardwarsof1439.com/f/occidental...

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San The Witch using her broom like it's a skateboard. Sick moves.

better call a medic coz my moves are sick

#oc #originalart #art #procreate #sickmoves

🥹Morrigan!!! I quite enjoy our interactions as well! And yeah it's definitely in huge part that the other realm unfortunately remains entertaining.

idk what to tell you, the fires stave off the chill of night and the ravenous dead do my garden chores

Sorry I don't post here I hath not enough bandwidth to split mine attention between two realms at the moment and have not had any real bangers of late regardless

View from within an overgrown cave, looking out at the forest canopy and open sky

Trying to challenge myself with limitations.

Quick 30-minute painting with a single brush.

#practice #nature #painting #wip #onebrush #procreate #study #cave #illustration #art

Don’t even worry about! it I’m really bad at keeping up over here, I mostly use my xorb

Aha ahahaha hahaha ahhhhh……

The cauldroun accepts thine most lovely offers! In return it bestows upon thee a crown seemingly made of small blades. When worn it grants the ability to summon a spectral sword which can be commanded at will. It will also make puns sometimes, but they’re not too bad.

The cauldron accepts thine most intriguing offer! In return it offers thee a small whistle which when blown will generate a small tornado.Handle with care!

I’m sorry for the delay I forget this realm exists every time I leave the tower! but the cauldron accepts thine offerings and returns to thee a necklace with an amber pendant which can summon up to 20 giant insects (or arachnids) of your choice at once!

House of 1000 corpses is a lovely contribution indeed! In return the cauldron gives thee a pair of crow-feather spaulders that allow thee to jump five times higher, but also make the ground burn beneath thy feet!

Thee pulls a large bronze bell from the cauldron. Tis engraved with runes, and when rung at night it can summon an undead warrior to thy side for ten minutes!

Happy Halloween!
Offer unto me thy favorite piece of spooky media or a fear to pull a random enchanted (or maybe cursed) trinket from the cauldron! Try thine luck or forever wonder what could have been….

Climate change is real it’s caused by the government-reliance on the power of the hells to maintain power. Every time they open the portal the planet gets a little hotter.