49th Minarcho-Cascadian Shitposting Regiment

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AI bros: "Taking these military contracts is a way to make easy money!"

AI bros when they find out that it makes them a military-industrial target, equivalent to a ball-bearing factory in Bavaria in 1945:

So are we gonna do Ameromaidan this year or what?

Still can't believe nothing really happened all through Summer 2025 tbh

Video Shows US Tomahawk Missile Strike Next to Girls’ School in Iran - bellingcat New video footage shows a US Tomahawk missile hitting an Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) facility in Minab, Iran, on Feb 28, showing for the first time that the US struck the area. The footag...

Bellingcat analysis makes a strong case that a US tomahawk hit that girl's school in Iran, contrary to U.S. government claims

www.bellingcat.com/news/2026/03...

Likewise.

You haven't countered the actual argument once, you're just trying to bury the discussion in unrelated evidence substantiating a non-sequitur argument.

Muted for bad faith dumb guy who thinks he's a smart guy

You, like every other dipshit linking these studies, are defining the parameters of policymaking interest too narrowly. There’s more to life than fucking sleep health, especially in the real, capitalist world we actually live in, where people mostly aren’t free to set their own schedules

You’re a fucking idiot, dawg

I’m arguing that the mental and holistic health (ie. lifestyle) benefits of lighter evenings, as well as the physical health benefits from people getting out more, outweigh the negative effects on sleep, and the change overall improves quality of life and happiness

Lmfao it's the same thing again

We absolutely must find a way to reverse the one-way ratcheting of ever more state power and purview over the personal sphere. We must find a way to get rid of the cameras and the IDs

Opposition to the technocracy is rapidly becoming my highest priority in electoralism, even moreso than socdem policy

I REALLY don't wanna live in a heavily surveilled country where everything is monitored and my personal life is subject to the whims of the government. I consider that a dystopia

It genuinely fills me with terror and dread that things have gotten this batshit insane, that they're trying to deanonymize the internet, that the UK is arresting kids for looking at Facebook, and the median Ontario shitlib NPC-ass mfer is cheerleading for more

How do we get out of this nightmare

Social media ban for kids under consideration in online harms bill: Carney PM Carney says that while there should be debate about a social media ban for children, he has not made up his own mind on the issue yet.

Jesus fucking Christ get me out of the torment nexus please.

Opposing this kind of shit is genuinely becoming as high priority for me as direct antifascism. We have to do something about this creeping authoritarian technocratic nightmare dystopia before it consumes us all

Total Standard Time Death.

Kill Standard Time Enjoyers. Behead Standard Time Enjoyers. Roundhouse kick a Standard Time Enjoyer into the concrete. Slam dunk a Standard Time Enjoying baby into the trashcan. Crucify Standard Time Enjoyers. Launch Standard Time Enjoyers into the sun.

Total Standard Time Death.

Kill Standard Time Enjoyers. Behead Standard Time Enjoyers. Roundhouse kick a Standard Time Enjoyer into the concrete. Slam dunk a Standard Time Enjoying baby into the trashcan. Crucify Standard Time Enjoyers. Launch Standard Time Enjoyers into the sun.

Wow it’s another study focusing on a narrowly defined set of physical health outcomes while ignoring holistic health, mental health outcomes, and overall wellbeing and quality of life! You weirdos are just full of these!

We need a slur for people who like standard time at this point

I like to joke but my government is currently prosecuting a heinous and immoral war for a small coalition of capitalist rape demons. It killed almost 200 schoolgirls a week ago and I don't think anyone has come to terms with that

Hot urbanism take but while suburbs as-constituted mega suck, there's a version of them that needs to exist, so that these nerds who want relatively more control over their surroundings aren't forced into urban areas to push Hitlerite social order conformist shit on the rest of us

Also we really need to legislatively force businesses with customer bathrooms to just let people just use the fucking bathroom.

We're never gonna be able to roll out enough shitty public bathrooms to solve this, and it'd be incredibly expensive to try

The worsening crisis is downstream of worsening economic conditions and the worsening social conditions that accompany it, with the minor material change that it's not possible to be a quasi-functional fent addict for as long as it is with heroin

You have to give people survival needs to solve this

Dawg seriously what's up with leftists turning against systemic solutions to homelessness and addiction lately?

Nobody likes homeless dudes shitting on the bus ffs, but to prevent it without major systemic change would require a police state in general, which isn't fucking worth it

Oh for sure, it's aspirational more than anything else. Ultimately people have a right to be stupid.

I concur the Mamdani approach of improving people's lives enough to be noticeable in a short period of time (based based based) is the way. FDR won four terms doing that exact one neat trick!

Long term we really gotta find a cure for Medieval Peasant Thought Pattern Syndrome, but in the meantime it's pretty important to have the peasants on our side

Eg. there's no evidence or basis that the Epstein associates were eating babies, it's just viral hysteria from stupid ppl on shortform video social media, but it's a reasonable emotional extrapolation from the known child rape, and I'd rather have idiot reactionary-minded ppl doing that than fascism

The problem is you can't actually separate performative leftists who operate on vibes, same as with your winemom types for the libs (who are usually better people than educated neolibs). Low-info slopulist mass-mobilization is a core and unfortunately necessary part of any successful mass movement

But also yeah, being able to read a paragraph is good for your brain! Being able to read a few or even an essay is even better!

It's a chicken and egg thing and obviously brainrot rots your brain, but I think if you're seeking out shortform video for serious topics in the first place you're probably a bit of a fucking idiot already. Shortform video is for memes, not disinfo slop delivered much slower than I can read

Leftists like to discuss systemic solutions so we tend to shy away from just calling people stupid, but IMO it's pretty clear that that insta reels/tiktok are targeted at a less intelligent audience than bsky or og twitter, which are in turn less intelligent than tumblr, reddit, or substack

Can you fucking freak losers find me a study on the physical health outcomes associated with getting hit with an NLAW?

Now that we're finally getting permanent Daylight Savings, I wanna be the revolutionary guard for the change. I wanna be able to [redact] the reddit-ass dorks, losers, boomers, shut-ins, and freaks who want Standard Time. I want street brawls and I want to win them. I want an anti-tank launcher.

This change has brought me back to having a net positive opinion of David Eby for the first time in years. This absolutely rocks.