I did not know this was happening 😳 Macfayden playing my absolute favorite spy character, and I’m guessing if they’re going the book-track they seem to be, it’s gonna be at least 4 seasons of it 🤩
Unreasonably excited for this
Vermont next, please
Minister knew I was a science geek and invited my & my grandmother to Easter service cuz he was gonna “scientifically prove” the resurrection
His only source for the whole thing was the Bible. Even my 10yo ass knew that shit wasn’t properly peer reviewed
When we started out this house reno my insistence on installing heat pumps (after the Ukraine war almost left us broke from oil prices that one winter) had me feeling a little extravagant, bordering on paranoid
Now I’m right back to “make it all electric or fuck right off”
It curves both ways
Also don’t tell me you can pinpoint exactly where most of a major power’s leaders are going to be within an hour of each other & KO all of them with your stupid “decapitation” strikes… but you can’t tell the difference between a military installation and a FUCKING PRIMARY SCHOOL. FUCK!
Iranians, rise up against your govt and be our friends! You can tell we’re the good guys because we’re not bombing your soldiers…just their kids
For fuck’s sake
Massachusetts will amputate Cape Cod like James Franco slicing his arm off in 127 Hours before it lets anyone take away its Dunkies iced coffee. Dude’s about to lose access to the family compound over some bullshit 😆
It’s not my right to put anyone on blast by name, but today’s been a DAY of hearing from close friends & ppl I follow on here about getting completely fucked over by petty bosses and corpo scumbaggery
Grownups are fake and we’re all being led by coke-addled, insecure teenagers with back pain and ED
And they still got played. So fucking dumb
At what point does the whole collective of attempts to incite wars to “trigger Armageddon” amalgamate into a single Armageddon? Asking for a friend
Honestly, nothing makes me regret my English degrees and a lifetime of writing quite like the ability to see the blatant, obvious, unceasing shittyness apparent news headline syntax
And I’ll remind you that I am a) still unpublished, and b) still ensnared by student debt
I know I’m a broken record superdork but been thinking a lot the last few days about how many critics disliked The Hobbit when JRRT published it b/c killing the BBEG Smaug didn’t immediately bring peace but in fact produced even more death and violence
Cuz, yanno, it was greed. Greed was the BBEG
“All this has happened before, and it will happen again”
I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to
Feeling this in my fucking colon right now
In needing-something-lighter-to-not-go-crazy news, I spilled coffee all over Syl’s playmat and she immediately stopped what she was doing to grab the tissues and help me clean it up, and judging by her giggling I think it was the most fun she’s had all morning
He waited til Friday fucking night cuz he thinks he can rack up enough death and destruction by the end of the weekend that the stock market won’t panic come Monday morning. Because you can kill as many ppl as you want so long as the ticker’s still showing green numbers. So fucking dumb
There’s a moment in ep1 of the new season of Shrinking when Harrison Ford has to read some dialogue that is clearly an IP-safe callback to Star Wars, and he reads it with such active, vomitous disdain in his eyes that Lizzy and I needed to pause the show so we could finish pissing ourselves laughing
Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’
Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got
GLEN?! Fucking GLEN from LETTERKENNY?!
(sorry I’m just gonna be freaking out over here I’m 100% sold now)
WAIT THEY HAVE THE SAME CREATOR?! Why did no one tell me?!?!
We are watching Heated Rivalry and 4eps in my deduction is this show is approx 66% gay Shoresy but replace the jokes with a Cinemax After Dark amount of fucking
Granted idk many other hockey shows but ffs they have the same soundtracks & they love em some long shots of the backs of hot ppls’ heads
Everything sucks rn but I do genuinely want to thank the algo of this place for deciding the antidote I need is just constant PG-13 gay hornyposting
I do for some reason feel legally obligated to state that I’m terminally straight but also plz don’t change anything, it’s nice seeing ppl happy :>
been wanting to perform this cover ever since that guy got kirked
Is it bad that my brain is adding a moaning sound effect?
Oh, yeah the moan’s in a Vermont accent don’t worry
…what’s a Vermont-accented moan sound like?
Find the midpoint between rusty brakes and a drunk, rutting bull moose and you’re close enough
Half the time when I’m attempting to write the feeling of doing so is indistinguishable from some of the milder concussions in my CV, and I still wouldn’t let an LLM so much as lick my eraser
the year is 1989, and the last sane human man on earth prepares to shoot his typewriter with a scoped revolver, presumably because he has seen the future this machine will spawn and wishes to punish it for the sins of its children
Love how much mileage this pic is getting lately
Used to love that poem. When I wasn’t a dad. Enemy to sane living now, that is.
