Lev La Valette
M.A.N.
C.A.M.E.R.A.
I do nude weddings, nude bar mitzvahs, live model painting sessions
If you want something horrid, nasty and really cool captured. Hit my line
If I lived in some kind of Redwall type universe I'd be a fat little cat that dies of something called like "Apple Belly"
or saint
fit update
two feet pressed together, toes interlocked as if they were fingers
you ever interlock toes with your bros?
Sinner
ALL MEN ARE BROTHERS
Diagnosis: murder
Honestly haven't the faintest who that bell's tolling for
he was actually the coolest guy ever to live
The King
how it feels being an adult trans woman, and dealing with adult problems like an adult. and not just instantly desolving into a maelstrom of online fighting-speak. shit flinging and vagueposting
COCKSUCKER TEST ME
trying to get rust out of my armour, swearing and sweating like a serjeant-at-arms
Hwฤ wile mฤ?
I love it when people ask if somethings wrong when I do those old man noises
every now and then when I'm alone I make this little James Coburn-style yell of anguish
Tolerance break is finally over
me when I spark you out on my bed with an mkultra
one day we'll see these exact words in a different context and the world will rejoice
Live Lt. Petzen Luz reaction
I think I'm going to put a bullet in my brain
every single job listing in london is like for Primary School teacher or Turbo Crooked Prison Screw (Corrupt) and no inbetween
Made us SO mad dude
AGGGHHHHH
if you're not doing this
you will get ZERO pussy
I'm sorry but that's the facts jack
not if you don't sleep and perfect parry any negative effect (I.e. keep going and don't tell anyone)
if you're a bad enough dude that is
sorry fag, weirdo freak that's good at fucking gets the girl
and that's right, you all have to watch
especially YOU, that's right YOU
drinking obscene amounts of wine and posting grotty replies to my wife ON MAIN
