I tried to find your number in the phone book but I didnβt have any luck.
I tried to find your number in the phone book but I didnβt have any luck.
Oh crap, I forgot to wish you happy V day again.
My mom knits these kinds of rugs for the home from old clothes, so feet wonβt be cold in winter.
A powerful Valentineβs Day storm destroyed a centuries-old seaside arch in southern Italy long associated with romance, dealing a blow to local tourism and highlighting concerns about coastal erosion and extreme weather. https://cnn.it/3ZFO3E6
happy birthday George Washington you wouldβve loved mattress sales
I wish Microsoft, Amazon, Google, and Meta had enough money to cover the rising cost of our electric bills because of their new data centers.
Illustration of Donald Trump as Jabba the Hutt
Who could resist posting this
We should start punching men in the face when they tell us to smile. Just a thought
Iβm not aggressive.
Iβm expressive.
Iβm Latina.
Thereβs a difference.
Them: Are you an American?
Me now: Iβm a Californian.
Trying to be honest and hardworking fucking sucks.
Chicken pot pie with stars in the crust
Chicken pot pie out of the oven. π€©
all the words became meaningless
God I fucking hate living in Minnesota rn
Xx
Mentally Iβm here
I donβt know whatβs gonna happen today, but Iβm pretty sure Iβm gonna be annoyed by it
trashing someone elseβs interests is cringe
Iβm usually a pretty cheerful person
but today is definitely a fuck everything kinda day
It all went to shit when people started having to ask how much something is at the dollar store.
I can't imagine anything good coming from a evil and deranged person sailing robots.
Hello (hello hello)
Hello (hello hello)
Anybody there (anybody there anybody there)
Echo (echo echo)
It used to be that people who wrote checks held you up in line, now itβs the people who pay with cash.
Fool me once, then just call me a fool.
A photo of a cute bat hugging a towel and wearing a Santa hat.
#DailyBat π€π¦π€
I declare Christmas over
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Fried brain day is here once again which is Friday for those who donβt celebrate this day which only comes around approximately every 52 or less days a year!!!!
Imagine being against science.