MyLifelessHusk

We’re a nation prone to Oppositional Defiance, we got denied something we wanted, and having snatched it back, we’re going to smear it with shit so no one can enjoy it.

Ed, Ed, you’re missing the f*cking point. The POINT is, if enough brown people die, we might get THREE pepperoni pieces per square, not the bullsh*t TWO Michelle Obama forced on us.

“Because it’s a cigarette boat! Get it?!” - Man who does not have enough beer to make the next two hours bearable

“The Peekaboo Paradigm: How The New Generation Transcended Object Permanence” - Ezra Klein

Traveling salesman and the reason I was told never to f*ck anyone in Missouri and Arkansas because “he got a lot of girls pregnant out there, she might be your cousin.”

It’s easy to remember: Elise Stefanik was in MY BEST FRIENDS WEDDING, and Elissa Slotkin was in THE PRACTICE.

Au contraire, some of us are the people in the movie theater who blurt out “Holy shit that’s Bud Cort” and then have to spend the next ten minutes explaining to our date who Bud Cort is and then the management tells us we’re no longer welcome at the AMC.

How dare you say yes when I offered you money to murder my wife

Dog, no; cat, yes. As soon as it comes out, she sits on it with the immobility of a Sphinx. I’m not going ANYWHERE.

Speak for yourself; I for one watched the Half Hour Comedy Hour RELIGIOUSLY.

BOTH episodes.

The shortcomings of AI are the shortcomings of its boosters who, being narcissists, cannot see them as shortcomings.

Ianucci is a documentarian.

Nice to see the Strong Men devolving into “Bill Paxton in the second half of ALIENS” mode.

In the heart of the NRA is the unspoken slogan: “Guns don’t kill Black people. White men WITH guns kill Black people.”

My recollection of the video was that it became a Rorschach test for white complacency. Those who wanted to see “a dangerous Black man resisting arrest” did so, including the Simi Valley jury. (Pretti was a white gun owner, though.)

Trump’s circle always has a Gimp.

(As Charles Sumner lies bleeding on the floor of the House) “Any overreaction here might disrupt the Era of Good Feelings.”

Your confession will make it easy for the jury to render its verdict.

Enjoy the Daily Wire’s All Day Marathon of “MLK Would Have Hated Trans People”!

Which would be rational, if loathsome, if the status quo still existed. As it is, they’re basically at the “finger painting their own poop on the walls” stage.

You stated over a year ago that Trump had lost his juice, that age and decrepitude had sapped away his energy, the bluster he used in place of charisma, and MAN, if it was true then (it was), it’s genuinely pathetic now. Unless he’s riding the IMMEDIATE Adderal high, he is a fucking SHELL.

It’s a fig leaf over “Just comply.”

Our beloved baby girl Sadie, so high out her mind post-surgery that she does not realize she had slumped against her crate and is now doing a Cenobite impression.

Knight rides up on horse, addresses villagers: “Look, the dragon is just looking for an excuse, so maybe don’t give him one?”

The folks who watch the eunuchs at the orgy and think “Those guys know how to party.”

God. DAMN. You.

“But what does Dick Morris think?” - Sure and Certain Path to Victory

Carry a Tim Hortons to go cup; that’ll sell it for sure.

Maple Leaf jerseys are reasonably priced online.

Now if we could only get Kristi Noem to go for the slam dunk.