A die-cut enamel pin shaped like a very round, chubby blue and white shark.
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Fat Shark Pin.
Hey now, he's not fat. He's just big-cartilaged.
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Fishing rods are designed to be weak enough that they will snap in half if someone accidentally hooks a dolphin.
Smart.
The key to winning an argument is to say "Zing!" after you make your point. There is no way to counter that.
That blows my mind.
The average shadow weighs 1.3 pounds.
I'm having trouble figuring out how to weigh mine.
A small bottle of classic red Huy Fong Sriracha stands in front of several large bottles of green Huy Fong Sriracha on a store shelf. Below them, a hand-written "SALE!" sign marks the "Green Sriracha" down from $5.99 to $3.99.
In case you missed the recent controversy, Sriracha screwed over their pepper supplier. Look how they massacred my boy.
Three 5-ounce bottles of Culture Hot Sauce are lined up against a white background. Each bottle features a colorful, illustrated label with a handprint logo and distinct coastal themes: "Bar Sauce" with a rowing crew, "The Don" with tropical palms and outrigger canoes, and "Blindsided" with a sunset beach scene.
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for Culture Hot Sauce. It might be time to search for a new favorite hot sauce, considering that Sriracha decided to shit the bed (figuratively, but possibly also literally with how much hot sauce they must consume).
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You can cure the hiccups by squeezing your earlobes and shouting "Minnesota" 37 times.
That's helpful to know.
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
T "They say that every kiss begins with K. But a smooch is a kiss, and that's an S." -Sting
Makes you think.
While listening to a song, your heartbeat will automatically change to match the rhythm.
Amazing.
That explains a lot.
I would let cats defend themselves, but they are far too busy sleeping the vast majority of the day.
A rectangular woven blanket depicting two black cats standing on a wooden picket fence under a crescent moon and purple night sky.
In light of Hollywood's recently declared War on Cats (two actors said they aren't cat people), today's Low Quality Ad is for this Fence Cats Blanket. If the internet's purpose isn't for strangers to come together to defend cats, then I don't know what it is.
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Times Square got its name because the location intersects with four different time zones.
That makes sense.
History is so interesting.
More people should take advantage of this.
Sitting down and imagining that you are running a mile burns as many calories as actually running a mile does.
The mind is such a powerful thing.
A white ceramic mug featuring a brown cartoon illustration of a Shiba Inu dog sitting inside a coffee cup. Above the illustration, the word "SHIBA-" is written in bold brown letters, and below it, the word "CCINO" completes the pun.
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Shibaccino Mug. This is a drink you can order at any coffee shop. They just give you a live dog in a mug. It's insane.
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Ravioli were invented when Italians tried and failed to replicate empanadas.
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
1 Dad, teaching kid: Sharing is caring. 2 Dad, to older kid: If you give any of your shitty little friends our Netflix password you will no longer be welcome in this home.
We made a comic about sharing.
It's the only way to do it.
On Presidents Day we only celebrate William Mckinley and James Polk.
It is a very specific holiday.
That blows my mind.
Some of you guys have the most unhinged wormhole theories I've ever heard.
A shaped enamel pin depicting a black and green wireframe grid of a wormhole connecting two planes.
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Wormhole Pin. No one knows what a wormhole is, but there are two competing theories. Repost if you think it's a massive hole made out of trillions of worms. Like if you think it's a hole that can only be found in worms.
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The periodic table did not include Tungsten until 1983, because scientists found the element to be too useless to acknowledge.
Poor tungsten.
Have you done your jumping jacks today?
I would walk 500 miles, but I don't think I would walk 500 more. I would be very tired after walking 500 miles. I'd want to sleep.
Stop signs are octagonal to symbolize the eight year jail sentence a driver can receive for failing to obey one.
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
