The Visual Raconteur

We all do.

Sexual Eeling when under the cover of darkness elver hunters have a quick fumble and a bunk up on the riverbank.

I was think it was wistful rather than submissive.
Gazing with a look of anticipation.

Well it's not going to start with him walking into a pub...

All is not lost !
You merely started with the Amish beard, something not normally seen due to the established running order.

E-scentric ?
Smells like computers and attracts nerds ?

Eccentric Molecules ?

Is the name a misspelling ?
Flaps not Flups ?

😂😂

I think it's the other way for me - '74.

And the lesbian dinosaurs were the Lickalotapus's.

@kategarnermusic.bsky.social will be delighted to hear that.

I know a funny story about him and his entourage in The Queens' Hotel bar - can't write it down, but you can probably guess.

I swopped the controllers for the two electric blankets in the guest bedroom just before my parents-in-law visited. She got cold, turned up her controller, which heated HIS side, then he got hot and turned his down. Vicious loop ensued. They slept poorly. Victory is mine.

Not any more 😉

Cunk-Power would be an awesome surname.

Mildly open to misspelling and misinterpretation, but awesome nonetheless.

Spud U (Don't) Like

A subcuntanus injection is mainly administered in the White House these day to prop up the ailing orange one.

Well he certainly hasn't in his own constituency.

Well the Liberals were originally called the Whigs..

Could be worse - could have a leader with a sort of candy floss walnut whip combover.

WOW !
(Couldn't resist...)

That's actually raised more questions - I'm in a job that requires lots gold blokes getting changed en-masse but you're office based which wouldn't normally require nudity 😱

One for @vizcomic.bsky.social to use and let Buster have another appearance !

One of my workmates genuinely has a capital W tattooed on each buttock.
A legacy of a drunken night while in the navy, the RH one is considerably wavier than the LH one as the matelot doing the tattooing couldn't stop laughing.

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Sounds appealing & interesting in equal measure, until I remember I've been to rural Tennessee and it's terrifying in its 1800s primitivity in both facilities and attitudes.

Happy photo of the day on BSky.
You's two rocked it at S's party.

Mocha pot FTW.

Better coffee too.

Yes, but the Zutons don't care and are laughing all the way to the bank.

You didn't need the words 'a' or 'host' in that sentence.

Tiny, toned, and has an aura in person

I've met her a few times, and she's one of those people who isn't flattered by the camera.