@judasthaddaeus
Person (derogatory), cat burglar/dad, collector of snail shells, occasional unofficial sanitation dept tour guide, lover of all thing mauve, igneous when disturbed, reads the manual, eighth thing, certified lost cause
It is easy now to forget that George W. Bush had a white-knuckled stranglehold on the title of worst United States president in history. It was like Wilt Chamberlain's 100 point game at the time. No one ever thought it would be possible to even come close, let alone beat it.
I took the stupid New York Times stupid LLM vs Human quiz and I got 5 out of 5 human. I dunno what that means, but maybe get someone familiar with literature involved next time.
weeder @weeder.bsky.social (sea monster bio) You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic 8:41 PM • Feb 19, 2026
Probably wildly optimistic but I'm planting peas. We'll see how they go.
A photo showing the American Robin and its scientific name Turdus migratorius. Referencing the US fish and wildlife service
Blue Jay: My scientific name is Cyanocitta cristata
American Robin: Oh that's beautiful, I don't know mine, not sure if I have one
someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”
Uh guys hatchetmen are often not very smart, that's why they're hatchetmen
Nostalgia is a weapon. You don’t miss the early 2000s, you miss being a stupid child. You want to be stupid again. You want your parents to take care of you. You are 12.
"I feel liberated," said a top banker. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' withtout the fear of getting cancelled... its a new dawn"
We should never ever forget why they did it
One neat thing that makes it easier to get to know and trust your neighbours here is that none of them are armed and just dreaming of shooting someone
Transphobia is corrosive, it eats away at your soul, and until you repent and turn away from this evil, you will never be at peace, nor will you be able to Post Normally on the internet
I genuinely don't understand what it is about the NYT that turns successful journalists into weird little sickos fixated on making life worse—in myriad ways, big and small—for their most vulnerable neighbors. Surely nobody gets into journalism WANTING to afflict the afflicted
fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this
One wonders if, perhaps, had the organizations best-equipped and most well-funded to combat this kind of rising bipartisan antisemitism not so completely thrown their lot in with the current government of Israel, they might have more influence in attempting to bat-down this growing sentiment.
everyone is slowly realizing they got played by hardline fascist ultras into supporting a geriatric child toucher because he'd be some peacemaking technological republic statesman and not like, every single thing he was when he was in office 5 years ago
"Nearly all the traffic cameras in Tehran had been hacked for years, their images encrypted and transmitted to servers in Tel Aviv and southern Israel, according to two people familiar with the matter."
The panopticon surveillance state as security vulnerability, password 12345678.
Yeah I'm sure this is so idiosyncratic to different Reformed churches, ours loved to talk about predestination, baptism, and how bad Catholics were 😅
Maybe this is just a regional/flavour difference but I grew up in churches formed when folks left the CRC over ordaining women (OCRC and then URC), and providence wasn't talked about much at all, at least to my recollection.
people love to be like "you shouldn't hate anyone, it gives them power over you" girl no it don't lmao
Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.
we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago
Holds up
We've got to take away old people's phones, good god
WTF. Anyone still claiming Elon supports free speech let alone that he's an "absolutist" is either an idiot or lying.
some YouTube asshole lied about Somalians stealing daycare subsides. so Trump is stealing healthcare from the entire state
Can we stop inventing new kinds of guys, we have enough kinds of guys
We can't even agree if a hotdog is a sandwich but folks seem fine eating hotdogs
Has anyone tried arresting an unmasking all these guys?
That clip, as someone from the southern ontario dutch community originally, is hillarious. They missed the real bangers like Van Meppelinscheppink tho.
Yep, making the morning marginally more pleasant