Elizabeth The Wicked / Evil Frotting

You're not special AI. I too can drink a big glass of water and then make a terrible drawing

Cat distribution system wants to give me a cat
ask if cat is just another long boi or a thikkums
Cat distribution system doesn’t understand
pull out illustrated diagram showing what is long boi and what is thikkums
“it’s a good cat, madam.”
Let cat in house
its a noodle boi

Astarion: Tav I'm a vampire spawn

Tav: yeah, I know. Look at you. Look at the way you stand. People who aren't vampires don't stand like that

We literally can't have anyone care about civil rights the tiniest tiniest amount without being accused of pandering to identity politics. We can't speak against ethnic cleansing without being accused of terrorism
I want off this fucking ride

The thing I really hate about Robert is he took wizards away from us. Now any kind of wizard story makes you think about white supremcist bullshit

There needs to be more media representation of f/f hate fucking

No I will not elaborate

There was a moment where, without the assistance of drugs, I was struck by the ecstatic beauty of human bodies
Not in the representation of bodies as an image of God but in the way people fall in love with cars
As a vessel you bent to your design
We are the divine

Cats have a reaction time of 20 milliseconds. Unfortunately, they still get the trivia question wrong after buzzing in because they are confidently incorrect about everything

As a gay person it's annoying I can't dislike the word gorgeous

Its wild to me that giving birth is normal and splitting your tongue is a radical body mod that almost no one does

I need it 🫦🙏

Nuerotypicals will say the most inane wackadoo shit imagineable like
"You can't hold hands and dance spinning clockwise on a Wednesday morning if you are married"
And all the other nuerotypicals will nod solemnly and go "yes, obviously"

Mad Queen: FORCE FEM THEM. FORCE FEM THEM ALL

Me, her advisor: very based, my lady

Fun fact: for subs, bruises are a g spot

Dogs at least get an orchi without argument and even get to die with dignity

One can't help but envy them

Final fantasy tactics is not as heavy on the socialism as memes have led me to believe

This trend where you just make up lies about video game releases and updates ESPECIALLY Silksong. Its not cute. Its annoying. Its fucking annoying. 90 percent of posts about silksong are lies because you couldn't cope with it when the game came out and you had nothing to complain about anymore

Sedated, devoid of feeling, self destructive

Those are the only flavors of human

Me: maybe I could be attracted to men?
Man: Hi!
Me: I'M GAY I'M GAY LET ME OFF THIS RIDE

Trans person: I'm trans

Chud pilled necrophiliac they are reluctantly maintaining a tenuous friendship with: Thir-

Trans person : *swats them with a newspaper but then reflects on the implications* Wait

*papa Smurf voice*

The price of ovipositor toys is too damn high

Love and vore are not antithetical, vegans

I'm glad I got to see it. I just happened to have my phone open the moment it was posted.
It's perfectly harmless. Speaking as someone who was sexually abused by a family member, wounds need to be touched. It's actually very healthy to be able to engage with your trauma this way.

The unhinged desire to have been born cis so I could be a chaser lesbian

Sorry, Mommy's got a headache. Can you torture yourself tonight?

What if I told myself everything in life was as good as this Tuscan ciabatta ?

Did it hurt? When you made a thoughtful comment and no one upvoted it?

Identifying someone based on agab is just the adult version of cooties

You're insisting on an invisible gender parasite that has latched onto the person regardless of how they present and you can just feel that it's in there

Real childish schoolyard mythology type shit

Hardly thriving but my continuing to draw breath is an affront to the teeming mass of mortalkind
That will have to do

Pussy reveal :
(It's just a hole in the fabric of reality through which the madness creeps in if you stare too long)