Mean Bean Machine

Haha accurate.

I feel like life should play the little Zelda puzzle success fanfare for you every year when you unlock how to set your car’s time again.

MrBeast competition to see who can make it through the Strait of Hormuz

I did something like that last week… not quite that short but it was really long overdue.

Did you do a side shave? Are you Tank Girl now?

“Here comes this fuckin bat… I hate it so much”

For next time… here’s how you can tell a YouTuber is full of shit. Nintendo will never announce a new big Mario thing while they’re marketing the previously announced Mario things. So if there’s a DLC or Switch 2 Edition on the calendar along with a new Yoshi thing, no there’s no new 3D Mario yet.

Happy Mario Day

Dave Perry <3

You have to count the wins.

But did you save the dish?

There must be some way out of here
Said the joker to the thief

We told you this six years ago. But you still say it’s just a cold.

Britain invaded half the world looking for spices and makes bland food anyway but I joke about it on the internet and a gamerbro wants to cancel me.

Men Without Hats

Bluesky users with Donkey Kong profile picture urges Democrats to block all legislation until there is a different administration.

He tells the lie. No one trading stocks believes the lie. But everyone thinks someone else believes the lie. So they trade expecting stocks to bounce because people believed the lie. So the stocks bounce.

lol

Now you understand CBT.

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I love getting more Yuri in my feed.

They are totally gonna make a Zelda cozy life sim now aren’t they.

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

When Momento happens to you you’ll be screwed cos all your memory tattoos will just be a bunch of random stuff you saw at airport bathrooms.

He already is. He spent his youth being an icon against authority and in his old age turned into a bigot.

Biggest scandal since making Black History Month the shortest month of the year.

Do indie game devs get sad when broke ass people buy their games on Steam just to demo them and then refund?

Trade offer meme: NES for US top loader NES ENSHITIFICATION 1993 I GIVE YOU TOP LOADING RELIABILITY BUT YOU LOSE AV CONNECTORS AND HAVE TO USE RF.

I feel like enshitification isn’t really a new thing.

You are a true masochist.