the elves at the workshop when the Santa Baby woman sends her list again
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the elves at the workshop when the Santa Baby woman sends her list again
Don Draper: (answering phone at 2 am) Hello?
Conrad Hilton: why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Bill Clinton’s lack of character as a pet owner always stood out to me when I found out he rehomed his beloved longtime cat because it didn’t get along with his new dog that he chose to take with him upon leaving the White House and it ended up getting hit by a car in the span of like a year
Expedition Thiwty Thwee? uh, i THINK we missed the fiwst thiwty two! no, but sewiously…
Sivako, my friends. Eywa speaks to those who listen. It is time to return to Pandora to visit our friends Jake Sully and Neytiri and Norm and Tuk and our dear Spider. And what of Payakan, outcast to the Tulkun?
I will feel some happiness when he’s no longer in his seat of power but he’s irrevocably changed politics, the way far too many people think, and the state of the world forever and for the worse. There’s definitely a before/after to what life was like before his candidacy
“Look Roger, neither of us liked this movie. Is it so terrible to make the concession that I quite enjoyed seeing all those funny mall mascots band together? I mean I was moved.”
“You were moved, Gene? Moved by the Foot Locker logo trying to get Adam Sandler’s character to cry?”
we never found out if he enjoyed food that wasn’t made by a rat or his mother
Popeye: (opening a wrapped can of spinach for Christmas) Ug ug ug just whats me wanted
Me: yeah, I asked around and that’s supposedly the best one
I remember doing the deal for Epic Mickey, and Bob Iger shooting laser beams out his eyes at me in the Disney dining room. “Don’t let this video game fuck up Mickey.”
Oh well. That’s over.
that's a fitting cover. digital edit overlaying imagery of people who actually performed labor and built things people needed
Bob Iger should be as openly and loudly derided as Zaslav at this point. nothing going on up there in that brain of his other than a need to constantly be shaking hands and putting wet ink on paper for the next big way to creatively bankrupt a century-old creative company.
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My Patrons voted for me to cover a surprise episode of TV doing the “It’s a Wonderful Life” shtick. So we revisit the Even Stevens episode where Louis Stevens is visited by his magical Bubbe after single-handedly ruining Hanukkah. Join now for just $3!
As a Christmas treat, I've removed the paywall for my exhaustive E3 Nintendo Retrospective (so thorough that I'm probably never doing something like that again) through December 26th!
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December's lineup includes a look at my favorite vintage holiday commercials, a surprise "It's a Wonderful Life" episode of television, and Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer; the beloved Christmas film about power of attorney with a song about suing the pants off of Santa!
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The first of the month is a great time to check out my Patreon blog! We just closed out Thanksgiving with a look at the 2013 film Free Birds. All patrons are equal at the one and only $3 tier that gets you everything, comrade.
Thankful for the grind 📈📈📈this Thanksgiving and that’s no Turkey 🦃 while you were stuffing your face I was stuffing my ₿itcoin wallet while you’re laying on the butter 🧈 I’m buttering up clients who are going to make me 💰💰💰no sweet potatoes just sweet transactions
I always laugh out loud at the lyric “this perfectly handsome MUNCHKIN boy”
Frank L Baum giving his Oz lore some of the stupidest names of all time so that 100 years later people have to pretend to swoon when a hot guy in a spinoff musical declares “I’m from Winkie Country.”
wish granted!
Gregg Turkington’s only opinion on the Kennedy assassination would be how rude it was for Oswald to hide from the police in that theater and that “that’s not really what movies are supposed to be used
Wicked Part 2 Jeff Goldblum: Where I'm from, we believe in all sorts of things that aren't true... we call it history.
Me in the audience:
battleship earth
keep walking
He didn’t get to go. He’s been bad.
looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
For my Patreon, it’s the season of giving, so I wrote about an episode of Hey Arnold that meant a lot to me growing up. “Arnold’s Thanksgiving” dared to admit to kids that, hey, sometimes dealing with your family sucks.
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It turns out a 10-month marathon run on Being Evil is bad for your party