if i had lived in 3000 BC i would’ve been pretty laid back about the sun, the sky, the moon, things of that nature
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if i had lived in 3000 BC i would’ve been pretty laid back about the sun, the sky, the moon, things of that nature
monkey business
tab check drop em
the dick riding is chicanerous
that rules
three hours of free time before work
mama didnt raise no bitch i say as i immediately keel over and die
id rather be tending my sheep
for my next trick i need a very large gun and three hundred rounds of ammunition
my johnson is embroiled in a situation that i cant help him with
hitting a perfect uppercut and it makes the ka ching sound from looney tunes
real
@paulskallas.bsky.social
you dont hear about people dying of autoerotic asphyxiation anymore
thats sick
crust punk band called the Up Against The Wall MotherFuckers
next time a customer is rude to me im gonna call them a bitch
people dont use saddam hussein as an example of evil anymore whats up with that
lmfao
telling tall tales john bellamy boaster
JBP on a whaling ship john bellamy hoister
so chill they call me john bellamy coaster
john bellamy poster but he works the brunch line with me john bellamy toaster
breaks are for bitches says the guy who's about to take a 47 minute lunch
My views on woodland creatures were taken out of context. I think they are lovely I've even had the pleasure to call some of them my friends. I simply think that they don't deserve the same rights as humans. Magical or not.
sip my shit portuguese smoke my shit its moroccan
papi needs a beer pronto
put you in the blender in a sec
ive put twitter clob onto a blender and emulsified his ass into bluesky clob