Sam James

surely you’re a pro at using the timer function on your camera by now 🙂‍↕️

the sunday before work after half term is often the worst one…you’ll be absolutely fine when you’re back in the swing of it tomorrow 💪

Probably in-app technical difficulties. couldn’t be any other reason 😘

Wait…what is a fuggo!? I’ve never heard that ever 🙃💀

ooh it’s like a fun game! setting my alarm 15mins earlier than usual, just incase 😌

my initial reply was gonna be something along those lines. never change 😌😚

or you could leave up as a little treat for everyone’s monday morning 🤷‍♂️

iconic tbh

the two babies were cute…most of the others were quite large and scary 🤷‍♂️

went to see some goats, had an afternoon nap, saw your spa spam - optimal sunday tbh

well NOW I’ve followed 👀

I’ll provide a pillow for your knees 😚

please supply a full list of the exact thoughts within 5-7 business minutes 🙂‍↕️

I would say the same, but it’s not reached its peak cold temperature - so I’m having to be a good boy and practice patience 😒

and which snack would you pick first? 🤓

thoughts and prayers please 🥺

current hangover level: critical

i peeked a lot 👀

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going to a heated rivalry club night tonight…could either be a total flop or the best night out of my life. no in between. i’ll report back 🏒

Happy Birthday handsome! Hope you have the best day ❤️

yes, this does mean applications for a part-time boyfriend are now open 😌

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to no surprise, turns out buying the husband a nintendo switch for his birthday has drastically increased my alone time

I almost assumed you didn’t own any!

nothing like being handed a huge bag of Trader Joe’s goodies on your first day back to work 🤤

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such a rule breaker 😏

the go to sunday hangover uniform.
send thoughts, prayers and smut 🙏
@denloungewear.bsky.social

sunburn as pink as my shorts 💀

oldest selfie on your phone

Torremolinos in 2013 🫠

Saturday Eve, yes. I think it had passed into the early hours of Sunday morning when I thought consuming a whole bottle of red wine was a good way to round things out 🫠💀

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why is it so bright and why is everything so loud!?