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@abbie4science.bsky.social has been tagged by the snarkily named, MUTELIST, called «Cool Blue Wave Supporters»

Uhhh, IS it a joke?

Something tells me you think you're good for speaking from the comfort of your economically stable couch as long as you've read old books written by old, rotting politicians

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"No no, it's only okay when THEY do it. You over there, you're wrong and a fucking liberal for not liking what you live in, blah blah…"

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Defeating Western imperialism by allying with Less Sociologically Influential Imperialism That Isn't Allied To The West

Go on. Keep talking. You definitely know more about a country you don't even fucking live in.

Because you BELIEVE that third-worldism is even remotely leftist, or because…???

What? That because Maduro is disliked enough by the fucking bag of gusanos that is the country overall, that MLs are forced to say that they don't like the guy, and that Chávez "actually got betrayed by Maduro" or some shit?

Not a post from Twitter, by the way. Yannis Stanoupolos said THAT. 😒

Not my fucking fault that liberals have co-opted the word tankie. THEY have been calling anarchists "tankie" too. But the definition is what it is.

And in the end, I am as unwilling to be walked all over by a liberal as much as I'm unwilling to be walked all over by a Marxist-Leninist. Same scum.

I believe I've had enough of being born and living throughout an entire cycle of Marxist-Leninist rule to know that, whatever communism is, it definitely fucking isn't what Venezuela, nor any of its "allies", are

Then rightoids say "vuvuzela communism no iphone" and MLs unironically go "yea 😌✨"

I don't know theory, but a great majority of the times I like somebody who DOES know theory on the Internet they end up being an anarchist, so, uh.

Yeah? I sympathize with anarchists, what about it.

Like, "I can't feel sorry for the dictator" and "I'm angry at the gringo pedophile" are two compatible beliefs, right???? Or am I crazy?????

Am I too much of a lib for you tankie fucks? Or am I too much of a tankie for you stupid anti-leftist shitlibs?

Fuck you.

me when I'm a weeaboo and will say literally fucking anything

To the surprise of abso-fucking-lutely nobody…

inb4 I wake up this morning with 5 hours of sleep and with my Listifications blowing up like a motherfucker for the second time this week in Bluesky, gonna get my latincks ass fucked twice and sideways by the "Edyucayted Wyte UhmerriKKKans" once again, as usual

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ERASE OUR DAMN COUNTRY AT ONCE??? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO STEAL OIL??? JUST FUCKING ERASE US FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH ALREADY, I DON'T WANT YOU NAMEDROPPING THIS POINTLESS FUCKING SHITHOLE ANYMORE, YOU ALWAYS DO IT FOR THE WORST REASONS EVER.

… okay, it looks like I'd rather contain my tantrums in my own threads.

Like, "I can't feel sorry for the dictator" and "I'm angry at the gringo pedophile" are two compatible beliefs, right???? Or am I crazy?????

Am I too much of a lib for you tankie fucks? Or am I too much of a tankie for you stupid anti-leftist shitlibs?

Fuck you.

"well i dont care about trump atleast he got the dictator" HE'S A PEDOPHILE. YOU'RE APPLAUDING A FUCKING PEDOPHILE. HIM DOING THIS DOESN'T SOLVE ANYTHING, THIS ISN'T LIBERATION, THIS IS TWO PSYCHOS YELLING AT EACH OTHER, SHUT UP.

WHY DO YOU FUCKING APPLAUD HIM?????

You. Fucking. IDIOTS. WHAT'S WITH THAT??? "ohh nooooo the dictator's being tortured" SHUUUUUT THE FUCK UP. You wouldn't be saying this if Xi Jinping was doing this shit to Trump, would you?

I wanna see how many of you reskeeted OR retweeted those "china pls help us" posts. SHUT UP!!!!

I'm gonna throw a tantrum again if I keep scrolling, so I instead should go the fuck to sleep

Yo quisiera que trataran tanto a Trump como a Maduro de la mismita forma

The gringos will continue to use this country's name in vain until their fucking pedophile president sucks our oil out and we don't exist anynore

Either to defend Maduro or to defend Trump, it's all the same morals-less bullshit.

Speak for yourself. OUR election was just as stolen as yours, bitch.

It's just that you're just as unwilling to overthrow your pedophile president oil robber as much as the gusanos in my damn country are willing to suck the boot of your gringo guy. Don't moralstand.

Ain't that one way to show your whole liberal ass

Hey, dipshit, maybe the one who should've had the pleasure to torture Maduro, the tankie dictator shouldn't have been a gringo pedophile dictator. We have the same exact fucking guy calling another an evil subhuman, except it's because he's latincks

¿A qué te refieres, "a quién"?

I want to pit both Trump and Maduro on a fighting arena and have them #&@%#@& each other only to have the survivor be put on the electric chair anyways