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Geoffy

@mistergoats

(he/him) motorcycles and musings. B2B marketing specialist. Support player. Tattoo aficionado.

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This week I’ve had to ask a number of people to do the math when we’re talking about Daylight Savings Time. It was only ever 4 months of Standard Time and 8 months of DST. It was never “half the year in darkness”.

10.03.2026 13:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know we pay them a fuck tonne. And it’s always last minute.

05.03.2026 16:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s the most boomer-ass shit I’ve ever posted.

04.03.2026 23:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t understand airplane seating and our corporate travel people. Every time I have a flight, they say “have you specified your preferred seat?” Then I say look it up. And they say “aisle” and promptly book a middle seat. And is seat selection 49 hours out or 24 hours out? Bah.

04.03.2026 23:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

There are just people everywhere at all times.

03.03.2026 01:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s where I am. 70,000 mining industry professionals.

01.03.2026 23:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s very different here from Vancouver, and I know this, it just always catches me by surprise.

01.03.2026 19:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not sure if Toronto (downtown) is just bonkers, or it’s a Sunday thing or maybe a full moon thing, but wow.

01.03.2026 19:05 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Traveling for work is crazy. Not long ago, relatively, I would had to take a horse and wagon across the country to get to this trade show. I should have left 4 months ago! Instead in 4 hours I’m just here now. And I have to work.

28.02.2026 19:24 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s the mystery of it. I want to know what they did, but also it’s none of my business and I don’t care.

27.02.2026 19:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh man; it’s nothing but weird degens in the mall today.

Oh no… I… oh no.

27.02.2026 19:29 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m eleventy billion years old and have worked for a number of companies and I still don’t know how to react to emails when someone gets fired. Even if they’re amazing or terrible.

19.02.2026 01:45 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

It’s the best I can do. Hahaha.

10.02.2026 15:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No idea why, but this made me want a Mike’s hard lemonade. Hahahaha.

10.02.2026 15:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today, life has given me lemons.

09.02.2026 17:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I don’t like to put restrictions on my style, so maybe?

04.02.2026 17:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I need a dark, sexy vibes shirt for a party. Does Randy River still exist?

04.02.2026 04:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I did yawn.

24.01.2026 22:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sat down on a bench in the mall to wait for my wife and oh fuck I’m a middle-aged guy sitting on a bench in the mall.

I used to be cool.

24.01.2026 20:11 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Always.

22.01.2026 00:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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21.01.2026 04:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He definitely had that douche-bro vibe. He was chewing gum loudly.

14.01.2026 19:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I feel like the world is all sorts of insane all at once and like what the hell? Was it always like this?

14.01.2026 02:21 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

No; but he kinda looked like he had been.

14.01.2026 02:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was such a short ride, I wish I had one on deck. Knowing me, I’d try and it’d be a full pantsload.

14.01.2026 02:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank you; your concern is noted and appreciated. I wish it didn’t happen.

14.01.2026 02:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck, it’s like a celebrity sighting that I’m not proud of.

14.01.2026 02:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nothing; it was like 5 seconds. It was just really weird.

14.01.2026 02:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Was just in our work elevator with Ken Sim. Weird.

14.01.2026 01:25 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

I crossed the street past the guy from the BC Hydro commercials and I looked at him for an uncomfortable amount of time and he looked at me back and then we passed each other and that was a week ago and it still bothers me. Anyway, we’re in love now.

08.01.2026 00:14 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0