Eating soup while drunk is fascinating because it either means you are at the absolute lowest point in your existence, or at a wedding
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Eating soup while drunk is fascinating because it either means you are at the absolute lowest point in your existence, or at a wedding
A spreadeagled fluffball cat.
A ginger kitten climbing my head
Compare and contrast
Via Forces Bible on Insta. Made me chuckle.
Meet Ron (Weasley).
Remember to look out for illegal "cut & shut" posts, where two bits of different posts are welded togethDorset until the late 40s, where he married a cellist from Bratislava, and died of pneumonia.
Sharp edges are a fail. Lots of silver duck tape across the gap may be ok?
At my 40th my son was 3 and I had newborn twin girls.
I was 17 at my mum's 40th!
I wasn't much into dance or clubs in the 90s ("Martine's" anyone?) but driving through Tunbridge Wells traffic yesterday, I had a moment of clarity when playing "Insomnia" quite loudly - what a tune!
from a recent Private Eye
I'm a bit AC/DC with Firefox and Chrome but generally use FF
I think a significant part of any school's OFSTED rating should relate to how easily you can find the term dates on their website.
My sticking with Firefox is finally vindicated
Comparing the nutrional value of a toasted teacake with a packet of McCoy crisps.
I consider this an important use of ChatGPT in determining the choice of mid-morning snack.
Teacakes for the win, I think
POB IS JOHN LENNON
SWEEP IS PAUL MCCARTNEY
MR BLOBBY IS GEORGE HARRISON
CUDDLES IS RINGO STARR
Love the look of the first stills from the Sam Mendes Beatles movies! What a cast!
#beatles #thebeatles
"My wife got hurt after annoying the marsupials on our trip to a Malaysian zoo."
"Kuala Lumpar?"
"No, a kangaroo kicked her up the arse".
That's so shite for you and your family, very sorry to hear that.
‘We’ve gone on holiday by mistake’
Trump’s Greenland speech at the WEF except it’s the voice of Pingu
Snakebite and black was my gateway to better things.
I tried one with Kestrel Super and Merrydown in 1988, but one pint of that was enough.
1080 for me. I was quite expansive into a shower cubicle on a field trip.
Tories, actually.
Supermarket cucumber display with sign reading “CUCUMBERS can help reduce constipation.”
i hope the first one works because i just don’t think i can fit a second one in there
....and a couple of legends on his team too. Wonderful!
How long do ear worms last? I heard it was 7 hours and 15 days.
Noel Coward as Mr Bridger in The Italian Job, walking down a staircase in a prison, waving regally as convicts stand on every floor chanting his name.
Love that Noel Coward’s final movie appearance ends with this sequence.
