TheCrabbyProfessor 🏳️‍🌈

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This is Kim Jong Un-level insanity.

I am now in my 55th year of being an imminent millionaire.

Today, joining the list of things that never happened...

Drawing of the Trump photo taken right after his assassination attempt. Trump holding a sign that says "I fuck kids." Secret Service member saying "He tells it like it is" Trump has a very tiny hand

#FDT #Trump #Epstein #TrumpEpsteinFiles #EpsteinClass #PresidentEpstein

When Stephen miller starts shrieking on Fox that’s always when you know things are going great

Himes: "Already you see the White House in an absolute panic over gas prices, coming up with wild ideas ... they understand that this terrible decision they have taken is going to end this presidency. We're gonna have a lame duck president for 3 years with 20 to 30% approval."

NEW: TRUMP FIRES NOEM.
Not for her cruelty and incompetence mind you. She said he had approved her $200 million self promo budget. That, he didn’t like.
Great timing too in the middle of a war.

After being exposed as a serial adulterer, Kristi Noem leaves Congress in shame. Giddy up. 🐎

Kristi Noem Misled Congress About Corey Lewandowski’s Role in DHS Contracts Testifying before the Senate Judiciary Committee, Noem denied that Corey Lewandowski had any role in approving contracts. But internal DHS records and interviews with current and former agency staffer...

"Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem misled Congress on Tuesday about the powers of her controversial top aide Corey Lewandowski, according to records reviewed by ProPublica and four current and former DHS officials."

Jeffries: "Article 1 of the Constitution provides Congress with the sole authority to declare war. Framers made that decision b/c they were concerned about kings plunging their people into unnecessary wars to pillage resources of others for the benefit of a tyrant and his family. Sound familiar?"

“There’s no Somali folks in the Epstein Files”

Welp

“Missing files
Aren’t in Iran”

Kelly: "You could pick a random group of people off the street tonight here in DC and they could probably do a better job than our government is doing right now. They don't have a goal, there's no strategic plan. And what this is likely to lead to is, again, a long war with a lot of dead Americans."

NOEM: I would disagree with the judge

CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree?

NOEM: A what?

CROCKETT: A law degree

NOEM: No I do no-

CROCKETT: Okay

MOULTON: How many pages is your opening statement? It's 1,700 words. You devoted one sentence to the war in Iran and not one word to the six soldiers who have been killed in action. Do you think that's appropriate?

COLBY: I have only the deepest respect for those soldiers and their families

Proving yet again one of my basic rules on navigating Trumpism: He will always replace an incompetent person with someone more incompetent.

ICYMI — “No one wants to fight for Israel!”

Marine veteran Brian McGinnis had his hand injured as AIPAC-backed Senator Sheehy (R) & joined Capitol Police officers in physically removing him as he spoke out against Trump and Bibi’s war.

What a prick. Shoots himself in glacier national Park and calls it a war wound.

[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]

Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

Not gonna share the video of Republican US Senator Tim Sheehy breaking a protesting Marine's hand, but you can find it on @charlotteclymer.bsky.social's timeline.

I'll just say that in a functional country, Sheehy would be expelled by the Senate.

Democratic Senators should publicly push for that.

Thou Shalt Not Assault Marines While Sending Them To War U.S. Senator Sheehy Is going to Hell.

Sitting U.S. Senator Tim Sheehy attacked a Marine veteran.

This is psychotic behavior by Sheehy. My goodness

Rep. Keating is in disbelief as DoD official Elbridge Colby plays dumb about a decision to suspend US weapons shipment *that was made by Colby's office*

Well would you look at that

It's accurate regardless.

Not real but it may as well be.