there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
GIRL COCK TASTES BETTER
me after last night
This mans support for his girls transcends the boundaries of reality and fiction.
Me: ok fix me
My Coffee: We’re gonna need a bigger cup
“You always look so mean.”
Me: “How? I don’t even be doing nothing”
*me not even doing nothing:
Transgirl Dicksweat smells like pussy
Showing up to DL trade’s place in the middle of the night like it’s Luigi’s Mansion
Failure doesn’t sting as much as regret.
I’d rather fail a hundred times chasing what I want than look back and wonder, 'what if?'
Failure is tuition. Regret is debt.
I love Grindr because even when you finally do drop a addy for someone they can go and block you anyway and you don’t have to worry about them coming over
So if you at a coffee shop and the hot barista goes from emo stone face to a sunshine level bright full grin and wave that means she likes you right?
😌
Going to beat my high score 😂🍆
#memes #gloryhole #beatyourmeat
Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
Tits 🥰😍😍🥵
Pikachu with sunglasses and a drink
Me, extremely overwhelmed by life but still trying to have a good time
This just popped in my spirit.
Do not get upset when things end. Dead leaves fall when they are supposed to fall.
Also, there is a whole season of the year dedicated to endings to embrace rest and new beginnings
Let things fall as they should!
Can you control the 4 seasons?
Exactly.
Don’t worry I know how to get you feeling small
4 rats scrabbling over a tube of malt paste. miso the cream rat is shoving ebi the brown rat and ponzu the black rat's faces away with each paw and ponzu has a paw clenched on papaya the grey hooded rat's face
3 rats scrabbling over a tube of malt paste. ponzu the black rat is leaning in and gripping the tube, ebi the brown rat is having a yummy taste while she shoved miso the cream rat away with one paw in her face
malt paste wars
Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.
A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier. Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready." Five stars. Will absolutely return.
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
Join me this morning on stripchat! Just hanging out before I have to get ready for work 😘
Don’t mind me just prepping for my first cam solo show!
Coming soon:
I’m joining chatterbate and stripchat!
Look for me:
@adonis_perrier
I should get a dick piercing
I’m not a *slut* I’m just a romantic that loves to fuck 🤷🏻♀️
My local gf got me tickets to my favorite podcast
I get to spend a whole weekend with my long distance gf (and get the shit beat outta me )
Life is good. Young me is proud
I’m so happy 😭😭😭
No one tell me
Shit my gf is staying with me the entire time she’s in the bay I’m gonna throw a table
