Darcy - On a break 🧘🏽‍♀️ (@darcyboardroom)

If me talking about female pH levels gives you the ick then I’m weeding out immature people. Thank you to all the mature, understanding and compassionate people. Men understanding and educating themselves on female biology is sexy 🥰

20.02.2026 04:35 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love when men can’t handle talking about normal female topics 😂

20.02.2026 04:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes, that’s exactly what happened

20.02.2026 04:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brb 🫶

19.02.2026 22:53 👍 48 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 0

Not sure when I’ll be back 💙

19.01.2026 01:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can the following people please message me because I can’t find your profiles 😂

The guy with the hot wife lol

The guy who starts with the letter G and recently travelled overseas

The guy who starts with the letter C and works in insurance

09.01.2026 21:36 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Putting all the christmas food to good use so I can squash your head with my thighs 😊
I hope everyone is having a lovely festive season 🎉

28.12.2025 00:20 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

1 Hotel

26.12.2025 01:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

1 Hotel

26.12.2025 01:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

‘Softness to her body that makes me think she had a kid’ hahaha bloody hell! What a loser.

23.12.2025 05:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@boardroommelb.bsky.social Thursday AND Friday this week. Let me sit on your lap and tell you how much of a good girl I’ve been 😇🎄

16.12.2025 07:16 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A what?!

16.12.2025 07:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What do I want for Christmas? A new washing machine, a set of cast iron pans and a steam mop. Tell me you’re in your home era without telling me 😂 👵🏻

10.12.2025 03:56 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hahahaha you kill me

05.12.2025 01:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey Eden! Loving listening to the pod. I think your messages are closed? Feel free to send me a message ❤️

03.12.2025 01:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hahahaha no men allowed it’s chill time!!

01.12.2025 23:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m trying to not go too wild 😂

01.12.2025 23:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Omg yes it looks soooo nice! Might be a little over my budget though unfortunately!

01.12.2025 23:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What about the pool though?! Is it as good as the pics online?

01.12.2025 23:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I’ve been there once before but I think the room decor is kind of tacky!!

01.12.2025 23:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Only 4 shifts left for the year! I still have no idea how my shifts will work in Jan. It’s looking like one shift every 2-3 weeks at this stage. I’m not ready to leave @boardroommelb.bsky.social completely just yet 🥰

29.11.2025 23:01 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Wtf!! Feel free to message me - hope you’re okay 😘

25.11.2025 05:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

lol who took this pic 🤔

23.11.2025 00:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A little tease for your feed 😇
@boardroommelb.bsky.social Friday from 2pm ❤️‍🔥

18.11.2025 06:57 👍 40 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

I’ll be ready and waiting for you on Thursday at @boardroommelb.bsky.social 💋

11.11.2025 07:54 👍 41 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0

Hey Siri! Play ‘Tears’ by Sabrina Carpenter on Spotify 💦

@boardroommelb.bsky.social This Thursday xxx

04.11.2025 01:27 👍 54 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I’m super wet this week, wanna taste? @boardroommelb.bsky.social Thursday from 2pm 😋

28.10.2025 05:27 👍 33 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I’ll be at @boardroommelb.bsky.social this Friday from 2-8! I’ll be mainly doing Thursdays next month so if Fridays are your vibe, don’t miss out this week 🌸

21.10.2025 05:42 👍 41 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

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16.10.2025 23:29 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ll be waiting for you at @boardroommelb.bsky.social this Thursday 🌹

13.10.2025 03:05 👍 35 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

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