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Forgot to hide my dick pics from this morning and TWICE in the office I opened up my photos to send people something else please help

Like I GET that some people on the apps want to meet right tf now but damn bitch! Blocking if I’m not free right that second is a lil goofy to me

a woman is crying with her eyes closed and her hands on her chest ALT: a woman is crying with her eyes closed and her hands on her chest

the drink you spilt all over me

Picture of a hairy naked men in a shower setting.

Hairy creature gang rise up ✨

Late night workout 💪♥️😵‍💫

Wow, out of the office before 7 on a Friday. Guess I have to smoke weed and jerk off to celebrate 💙🥰

Part 2 for the day

Mood after getting back late from my department’s banquet

Update I stuffed some paper towels in the cracks and that helped so much

Being woken up at 2 am by the wind rattling my cheap ass windows is crazy

Check it out!

Haven't been humped yet on this humpday 🤔🤔🤔

I can see why they’re your favorites 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Respectably.

Omg yes lol. I’ll DM haha

I’m sorry. I just can’t get behind sour cream

A mirror selfie of a hairy man wearing only gray underwear in the gym lockers

Posting baby baby titti Tuesday from the vault for the people 🥲

You’re sick and tired. I’m sick and horny. We are not the same

My goddd I’ve been wanting to go back so badly

Every so often I have these nightmares that I’m back in Bible college. Truly horrifying levels of detail

Nope :D

10:30 and all I want in this world is some mango sticky rice.
Actually also to stop being congested and for this cold to go away. But mostly the rice

Deep cleaning my apartment to pull myself out of depression (maybe)

Literally same :(

I love getting stoned and playing overwatch cause I’m like you know what….lemme try zen

I mean it did it for me 😮‍💨

We are mad about similar things oomf 😔

Trimmed my face bush 😔✊