Corrine

Sometimes I look up normal words because my brain thinks the meaning has changed since the last time I used it

No Kings includes Draft Kings

I’m so glad I no longer feel the pressure to “do something” for NYE

Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.

In related news I think I need a vacation

Sometimes the fact I’m evaluated on my job performance by the amount of revenue I create makes me feel gross

More like miLLLLwaukee.

Ohhhhh insider bachelor info! QQ the bachelor podcast incoming

@sorenbowie.bsky.social did you see our adorable awkward queen win on bachelor in paradise?! (This BIP was super weird and I hated it but Alexe was the highlight for me)

I also cannot wait to hear @danielobrien.bsky.social poignant commentary on another bachelor show ✨

Get your bachelor in paradise watching glasses on @sorenbowie.bsky.social our Queen is back tonight!

My college roommate just posted pics with Trump and the official White House account on Facebook shared a pic with her kids in it…. Embarrassing

I had two networking work events this week. NO ONE TALK TO ME. IM DONE

I watch the bachelor and enjoy your recaps 🤣 In related news, Grant and Juliana have already broken up.

I am hereby requesting @sorenbowie.bsky.social do bachelor in paradise recaps on QQ because our queen Alexe will be on.

booker ready to do anything other than vote no on republican legislation

My office manger explaining the real fear and stress over ICE in her community is heart breaking

PCA MVP

Matt Shaw, good at baseballs

I felt that too. I knew something was up after my diagnostic when they said “the doctor will come talk to you” when I heard the last tell someone before me that they didn’t need to talk to the doctor anymore 🤔

a woman with a ring on her finger is holding a knife and fork in her mouth ALT: a woman with a ring on her finger is holding a knife and fork in her mouth

I STG if the cubs don’t win on the birthday of Patrick Hughes……..

A shot of Vic from 'One Year Later' in a squid outfit screaming "You're kidding", and then a screenshot of Gianmarco from "Crowd Control" yelling "I'll suck your toes!"

two ways to respond when I take your points away

This PCA, kid. He might make it in the majors

We have PCA and you don’t

NOT GOOD FOLKS

Beautiful! I’ve been eyeing that baby blue jersey

Yup I think it is going to be him. My first shirsey since Báez 🥺

I think I am going PCA as well!

I fear I will need to get a shirsey of a current cubs player. But who 🤔

Not vaccinating your kids because you don’t believe in vaccines should be considered child abuse