Chocotaco, Independent Champion

Stevers: *gets hit in the balls by a Psyduck*

also Stevers: I should make my child a drummer

would fight this dude on sight today

zenon the zequel you philistine

Dungeon Crawler Carl graphic novel cover homaging Absolute Batman #1

oh neat, they are doing a webtoon *and* physical version, meaning VARIANT COVER TIME

Norm Van Brocklin (554 passing yards in one game)
Archie Thompson (14 goals in one international game)

Bam Adebayo joining the legendary group of Guys With Weird Stats Based Records and Funny Names with Flipper Anderson (most receiving yards in an NFL game) and Scooter Gennett (4 HRs in a game)

number blocked, blasting adele
NO TIME FOR OLD FLAMES (except for those other ones)

your pathetic teams are whimpering about a measly 13 game season while my courageous team is playing 26 games, we are not the same

we've absolutely had cases of that. had a work order # simply titled WOODPECKERS

O H I O

*the most solemn voice you've ever heard*

so theres not enough room in Beaver and yet we need to get more guys involved? fascinating

I am on a 24 email chain titled "BEAVER ISSUE" and I have never been more mature in my life

a man with a beard is saying " now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time " ALT: a man with a beard is saying " now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time "

my god

Best they went was 45-37 (but they had a winning record the entire season tbf)

2016-2017 they went 49-32! first division title in 38 years! Surely they were on the rise!
NARRATOR VOICE:

78-79 they went 54-28, best record in the league

i should be allowed to haggle for nuggets, flea market style

46 years since their last 50 win season!

from last year's One World Under Doom event, written by former Squirrel Girl author Ryan North

absolutely intentional inclusion.

they literally point out when they recruit him in HoX/PoX that he'll turn on them

"yeah, we're just gonna have to live with that."

you can only hide so much of the south carolina

multiple podcasts i would put on youtube have gone netflix exclusive and no, i aint doin that

only one of the marvel/Alien/Predator crossovers I've liked is Predator/Wolverine and that has the decency to stick to the basic concept of "Predator thinks Logan's adamantium skull would look sick on his wall"

*sighs*

they heavily reference prometheus (Sinister gets his plan from David)

unfortunately he waited until issue 3 for this

i don't want world building, jonathan
i want the hulk to suplex an alien queen

It was very fun!
We get a sinister xenomorph!
Venom hijacks a face hugger cuz THAT'S MY SHIT, BRO

70% chance thats intentional

Avengers vs Aliens

thinking about notable comic scribe Jonathan Hickman, highest paid writer at Marvel and given full creative reign.

Said full creative reign:

jacked sinister is unseemly, he needs to be a gaunt fancy boy

smush parker?

still mad they used Kevin Bacon for Sebastian Shaw and not Sinister