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BREAKING “Man Fools Actual Cops for Years… Here’s How We Focus It Primarily to a Political Figure We Know at Least Half of You Already Don’t Like for Clicks.”

Did Benji Gil know that Mexico hadn’t clinched?

Just leaving Boyd out there. Didn’t realize DeRosa was Mexican. 🤔

The WBC isn’t the MLB, right? They don’t have to parrot the bullsh!t talking point that even though the Pirates literally make a fraction of the money large market teams make, they should just spend the same, right? ONLY the billionaires in large markets should get to do it for profit!

Ref show at New Mexico. 🙄 Lobos lose control to out of bounds? Lobos ball. Two players get hands on a jump ball? Aztecs foul. I know the New Pac12 is just the “MWC Plus,” but the fuck the former Mountain West forever. Good riddance.

20 min into 1st 2026 SDFC game, and it’s 20 min more than I watched all last year. Kudos to Apple and MLS for figuring out what MLB can’t: make it easy to watch and people will. And people watching might become invested.

Me: “They don’t have the votes against Rob. He already won the battle against Natalie. They should just vote her out to confirm it’s Rob, and take him out at the fire.”

Tara: “I’m confused and…”

Natalie: *immediately goes full psycho*

Tara: “Okay, not confused anymore.”

#TheTraitorsUS

Florida Gators should get Olivier Rioux some minutes while A&M is still playing hard. Let him get a taste of non-mop up duty.

Cool comment then. 🙄

I literally have been team stop bullying that man and I'm still ten toes down there

You just know that any person who would back Dorinda over Ron Funches is a shitty fucking human, guaranteed.

Been a fan of @ronfunches.bsky.social since the OG @midnight. Love that he was true to himself and was the *actual* best looking, dopest, faithfulest faithful to the last. 🍻👑

Refs hand GCU a win and these FS1 dipshits just talking to Williams like he did something. What a scam.

The only thing I hate more than everything Kalshi represents is their commercials.

People in the house think he came for Porsha, like, c’mon, Porsha came for her damn self. How’s my guy supposed to know someone would start the game just saying incriminating nonsense for no reason? And Maura like, “Derp, I don’t remember.” 🙄

The NFL took my team away, so I got none. 😂 I was definitely rooting for the Bills. I just don’t think it was the refs fault. Sorry you got stuck with a coach not good enough to get you there again but also better than most and definitely not bad enough to fire. Good luck with your next one!

Refs virtually never ignore a dude tackling an open guy that’s going up for a ball without even looking back, tho. At any point in any game. The 1st one was iffy, but would have been 15 yards on Bosa anyway.

Yeah. That makes more sense in hockey. Both teams are alternating possession constantly. In football to just allow cheating at the end would definitely favor the defense. Why let anyone get open? Just tackle the guy before the ball comes. Oops, Bills tried that. Refs did their jobs.

Lot of people blaming the refs for defensive backs not playing the ball and then tackling dudes before the ball even arrives. Wild. Josh Allen missing Kincaid to win in regulation or throwing 4 picks also the referees’ fault.

Players shouldn’t force them to. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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I can tell. College football isn’t ONLY for corporate shills, though. 2 G5 games didn’t keep you from getting this amazingly competitive (😂) corporate bonanza, did it? 🤷🏽‍♂️

Rooting for literally ANY G5 to perform a miracle is so much better than watching the Nike™️ Ducks fail nearly every year for decades.

Just imagining the manufactured outrage if a G5 team was involved in the end of a game that stupid.

Man, that’s some drunk typing 😂

Ole Miss about to start chucking the ball. Be interesting to see if the refs keep the Georgia DBs to the same standards they were just keep the Ole Miss to.

If you’re a corporate shill, then definitely.

Oh no, Notre Dame, were you a victim of the bullshit caste system you do everything to perpetuate? That must be so sad.

Love Bryce Young throwing the karmic pick immediately after his BS slow-up inbounds to bait a “foul.” (Which it wasn’t.) Definitely worth it for defenders to risk 15 yards to punish these “Mahomes” maneuvers. Hit him harder next time, Edgerrin Cooper.

I hope the next MLB work stoppage lasts for years.