Mark Yarm

Same!

Sorry, I don't know much about Captain Beefheart. Or beer, for that matter.

Love that he joked mid-stroke.

humpmaxxing camels rulesmogged

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This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

Zendaya Meechee.

Same!

Frankie Valli just can’t quit He’s become the subject of viral memes and jokes about lip-syncing. But Frankie Valli, at 90, defends his live performances and his love for being onstage.

This was a good piece: www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...

No! What's the link?

False spraaang break forever!

Pilsner can

It's all happening!

@asarch.bsky.social

The Rise of YouTube Face Spurred by the influence of MrBeast, over-the-top faces have dominated the visual landscape of YouTube thumbnails for years. Whatever works—by any means necessary.

Dread it, run from it—YouTube Face is a vital fixture of our brave new digital world. For @theringer.com.web.brid.gy, went looking for answers about how and why this happened:
www.theringer.com/2026/03/09/p...

Sounds like a nice tradition!

We need to actually do that Bluesky meet-up this spring/summer!

You average normie Democrat in 2026 loves AOC, wants to abolish ICE, and thinks Israel shouldn’t get another penny from us.

It’s laughable how out of touch centrist consultants and politicians are.

Gowanus Yacht Club should open on the first warm day of the year, no matter when that is.

40 minutes till I'm drinking a chilled alcoholic beverage under the sun.

Take advantage while you can.

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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

This was from a zine show at the Brooklyn Museum. Can't recall who did it!

This reminds me of that line I saw someone say once (which rang true) that something that makes Trump uniquely able to connect with low-information voters is that he is a low-information voter.

I'm not sure tbh!

The Post and Courier, which is leading the investigative work on the woman who accused Trump of sexually assaulting her when she was a child, looks into the woman’s FBI interview and substantiates many details through public records

Photo: Katy Perry filling herself up with gas. My comment: This is illegal in NJ.

Was going through my camera roll and found my most popular tweet ever.

when the edible hits and you try to play it cool