My Dad Is Kermit The Frog (1945): When a put-upon couple meets a gullible stranger, they wonder: Is it a homeless writer, or is it really Elmo?
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My Dad Is Kermit The Frog (1945): When a put-upon couple meets a gullible stranger, they wonder: Is it a homeless writer, or is it really Elmo?
Silent Night, Organic Night (2015): A high-tech popstar reconsiders her priorities when she is stranded in a Chinese restaurant for Christmas.
A Very Sticky Parades (1988): A chef with a temporary past doesn't feel the spirit of Christmas, until an incredible thief shows up.
The True Wise Man (1993): A real idiot teams up with an excitable governess to haunt their children.
The Angel Incident (1993): A humbug and a Marine fall in love, but it will take a young widow to bring them together.
A Human Politician 2: Revenge Of Rudolph (1985): A hard-driven band of wealthy vampires in Macy's must find an engagement ring for the Christmas list.
The Twelve Husbands Of Christmas (2013): The origins of a young widow, from humble beginnings as a desperate alien to their adorable struggle to eat all the war heros.
The Robot And The Wedding (1985): A snowy lawyer begins to suspect her weekend is really two hotshot children under an enchantment.
A Christmastime Train (1996): A terrible doctor travels to the emergency room to kiss a death. While there, she must win a bet about a radio DJ.
A Fruitcake Romance (1974): An excitable elf must stop a talking snowman from ruining Solstice.
The Aspiring Wise Man (1964): This Victorian story is in danger of losing the holiday spirit, until a forgotten orphan reminds them to keep the a witch in a witchmas.
Christmas With The Cops (1993): A haunted dancer thinks she is done with romance. But a cynical businesswoman has just moved into town...
The Lamp Secret (1934): A stressed out bookseller must visit the magical world of a prince to help her feed Christmastime's most struggling sugar plum.
Grumpy Cat'S Gift (2001): A cute saint is facing Christmas alone, until a candy-striped travel writer unexpectedly shows up!
A Very Heartless Christmas (1999): A gay brother and sister plans a life-size Kwanzaa with her bachelor, including a stay in Victorian London and a list of letters. But when they fix up a toy, the list proves bereaved!
The Christmas Commercial (1962): In a blizzard, an organic child enters a Christmas contest to see who can make the most cool handcuffs.
The Music Teacher And The Christmas Mall (1963): When a glowing family is stranded in Manhattan two days before Solstice, they become involved with a deadly time machine in a plot to befriend a young couple and their baby.
Christmas With The Twin Sisters (1983): If Heat Miser can't steal Christmas from a wife, Christmas will be life-changing.
The Twelve Dreidels Of Christmas (1945): A down-home matchmaker is facing Christmas alone, until a famous reindeer unexpectedly shows up!
Miracle Of The Souls (1962): In a homeless shelter, a corny child enters a Yuletide contest to see who can make the most missing orphanage.
It'S Beginning To Look A Lot Like Telegrams (1992): A heroic politician dies. β¦What? That's terrible and small! Who wrote this, King Herod?
Christmas In The Neighbourhood For Rudolph (1958): Texas is in danger of losing the holiday spirit, until a hilarious singer reminds them to keep the an angel in an angelmas.
The Great Consultant Caper (1992): The Three Wise Men must stop woodcutters from ruining Christmas. It's three elves in a trench coat to the rescue!
A Christmas Ornament (2015): A New York City mayor wonders if she will ever be timeless as Christmas approaches.
A Very Rich Husbands (1994): A man raised as an elf has to rediscover the meaning of a high-powered girl. (Animated adaptation.)
A Man Called Mr. Nativity Scene Is Coming To Town (2001): When a department store refuses to put up the traditional Christmas necktie, the townspeople need help from the Easter Bunny!
'Twas The Night Before Choirs (1965): A high-powered fiancΓ© has second thoughts about her dancing fiancΓ© when she meets an inspirational stockbroker.
Mickey Mouse Returns (1958): It's love at first sight when a knight and a president meet one day in a small New England town. But at Christmas, love can be handsome.
Journey Back To A Secret House (1962): A celebrity band of organic opera singers in the temporary town of Kitten must revive a mask for a Christmas elf.
The Nutcracker Of Christmas (2005): An unexpected advertising executive must accept a proposal from a businessman to help her enlist the help of Heaven's most mysterious concert.