What do you mean “could”? 😈
08.03.2026 17:58
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What do you mean “could”? 😈
Hooray for an “Everyday Occasion” shrubbery!
I’m leaning towards the one with your glans partially showing through your foreskin
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It's Year of the Horse.
We've just restocked.
We're giving away a horse dildo to celebrate.
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It’s good to see you spreading your wings, and stepping more into your own light.
Only 1 out of 3 here. Apologies, Sir.
😔
An assortment of adult “novelties”, including two silicone dildos, and a vacuum pump device.
For those who are of a mind, these are all recent my most recent “adult online retail therapy” acquisitions (L to R, w/12oz soda can for scale):
—a clone of everyone’s fave good boy, @conzo.bsky.social
—vacpump set from @mrsleather.bsky.social
—8.25 Silabone from @forttroff.bsky.social
May be time to rest as I think that person is the one suffering from a stroke…
I agree. Remove the black speedos so we may gaze upon the full, unrestricted bounty of nice things you present. 😇
Parcel has arrived. Just in time for the weekend.
Also, whomever fulfilled my order at Mr. S included not only a guide for utilizing the implement, but also a note of encouragement. 💙
@mrsleather.bsky.social
*straps you in for a round of special treatments*
*cueing up “mood music”*
I fantasize feeling your bodyweight pressing against me
So…just another day ending in “-y” then, eh, my perverted naughty friend?
😉
Oh…I know you wish that. You crave that, even. I know you dream of it…of watching in lust as the growth takes hold. First inflating whatever WildmanT monsterboy pouch you’re wearing until they burst releasing the true, increasing weight of the beast emerging larger and larger.
There he is. Be proud of displaying like that. Few are able to compare with what you’re packing. Would enjoy seeing you hefting around something to match the beast, NivenB, one day…
Certainly one way to make sure your chastity sub doesn’t go missing
Okiedokie, Uncle Conzo
As someone who follows your spicier site, your “little buddy” is not-so little. 😈
Nicely on your way to getting that meat engorged to rival the thickness of your thighs. Bull appears to really want to be overly large to the point he’s ornamental and meant for milking.
That’s a good bull. Get that “pregame” pump session before heading to show off at Bulge.
I would punish you if you failed to check it out
Good, bull. Get that flesh all thick and bloated so others may be tempted to hold you down and milk you empty. Have you been taking my experimental supplements, Toro? If anyone swallows your cum, they should become obscenely hung bulls just like you. No need to tell them. Let them be surprised.
Uhoh…apparently I fell sway to another pique of retail therapy.
Submitted an order a short bit ago today with Mr. S Leathers for one of their vacpumps with hand-controlled pumping mechanism. 🫣
👉🏻👈🏻
#naughtygaybear
@mrsleather.bsky.social
Who?
Me…?
Well, if you must know, I’m exploring Mr. S Leather’s website to order a vacpump set up.
Trying to make me jealous of the others at that Eagle you’re about to shame with your beast-sized bull dong bulging your underwear seams to the breaking point, Toro?
So…the new singlet has—indeed—arrived. It has not yet been pulled on for wear…
This is a new design offering via suplay.com that plays nicely to my scifi/TRON side.
*rawr*
